How do you tell an alien "I love you"?

Answer 1

Well first you give them 15 dead bunnies and color each eyelid purple. Then you must solve a differential equation in their presence, give them 37 cents in only quarters, and find a way to divide numbers by zero. After all this, stuck your ring finger in its eye, and say "papaya."

It sounds weird, but so are aliens. That's how they do things.

Answer 2

Do you mean and alien for outer space or an alien from another country? If the former, I have no idea. If the latter, just say it in their language, if they don't know English. Here are some ways to say I love you in different languages:

Afrikaans : Ek is lief vir jou
Ek het jou life

Albanian : Te dua

Arabic : Ana Behibak (to a male)
Ana Behibek (to a female)

Cantonese : Ngo oi ney

Chinese (Manderin): Wo ie ni

Dutch : Ik hou van jou

Farsi: Tora dust midaram

French : Je t'aime

German : Ich liebe Dich

Hebrew :
aNEE oHEIVET oTKHA (female to male)
aNEE oHEIV otAKH (male to female)
Ani ohev at (man to woman)
Ani ohevet atah (woman to man)

Hindi: Mein Tumse Pyar Karta Hoon

Italian : Ti amo

Japanese : Kimi o ai shiteru

Korean : Tangsinul sarang ha yo

Navajo : Ayor anosh'ni

Pakistani : Muje se mu habbat hai

Portuguese : Eu te amo

Russian : Ya lyublyu tebya
Ya vas lyublyu

Spanish : Te amo

Swahili : Nakupenda

Turkish : Seni seviyorum!

Vietnamese : Anh ye^u em (man to woman)
Em ye^u anh (woman to man)
Toi yeu em

Answer 3

First, make sure the alien is into bestiality. You're a different species, so that's what sex with them is. You may want to do some reasearch about their culture, too, or you could find yourself battling other potential mates to the death, or perhaps enduring something even more unpleasant. After that, tell them in their species' customary manner. By the time you do all this, though, you may find yourself more attracted to a fellow human.

Answer 4

My humble, half-baked guess is....(assuming we are talking E.T.s here, not foreign citizens)....

you can't go too terribly wrong with a version of the yoga greeting of "Namaste". As in, "The Good (or the Love) in me recognizes and respects the Good (or Love) within you." I know...that isn't quite the religious side of it, but close enough to work in this context. ^_^ And this way, you aren't making any moves, or any propositions, that could be mis-interpreted...you're just saying hello, admitting you have *positive, loving intent* and trying to recognize whatever *positive, loving intent* is present (if any) in the Alien. Sounds bland, but if bland keeps you safe and *alive*, more power to it!

Of course, the thing you have to understand is....if they have the *means* to get here, they are *going* to have it in them to either speak fluent English (or whatever) or to translate things on the fly into their methods of speech. So you can *say* "I love you" and have a good chance of being understood on at least a literal word-for-word level.....

Until you consider how poorly Babelfish works on that literal word-for-word level, and multiply that by a few hundred as you realize just *HOW* different the cultural divide is.

Yep. Stick to the bland, generic version outlined above, make sure you aren't misunderstood. ^_^

Answer 5

Depends on what planet the Alien is from!

Answer 6

Same way ya tell anybody else.

And once ya tell em', they won't seem so "alien", unless they are one for real.

They'll still warm up alittle. And lose a bit of that green color, ya know?! : *)

Answer 7

if you see some alien say: I love you!

Answer 8

You won't love alien, and alien won't love you too.

Answer 9

All of the above, but beware. they dont like being called "aliens".

Answer 10

Say.. 'hey alien i love you so damn much so lets go have fun' and then you need to 'wink' for 'the' 'effect'.

good luck.