using the bathroom question...
When I was in the chinese navy.. I met an Army general in a bathroom once.. I used the restroom and promptly walked out.. shortly after.. the Army general.. caught me and said firmly.. Boy The Army taught me to wash my hands after taking a piss.. I stood straight and looked him in the eye.. and said, well the Chinese Navy.. taught me .. NOT TO PISS ON MY HANDS!!
2007-01-11 17:25:36 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Very funny! Did you know that we don't smell things until microscopic particles become airborne. I know you have gotten a whiff of your own pee and the particles most likely landed on your hands since they were closest to the smell. Henceforth, if you trusted your Chinese Navy ways, and failed to wash your hands, you rubbed your own pee in your eyes, on the person you shook hands with, put your pee on your Mc Chicken when you went to take a bite., so on and so forth. So...... If you wash your hands after using the bathroom for the length of time it takes to sing Happy Birthday, you will reduce your chance of illness by 80%. BTW, have you seen your email tonight?
2007-01-11 17:37:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
YEAH, take that!
Pick on my dude friend and you are asking for a HEAP of Penny trouble! :o)
I like making you smile Friend!
Yes, you are, I can almost see you! hehehe
2007-01-12 06:45:20 · answer #2 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
kewl beans. I like sarcastic comments.
2007-01-12 01:28:15 · answer #3 · answered by choosinghappiness 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's awesome.
2007-01-12 01:31:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's good.
2007-01-12 01:37:21 · answer #5 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL ,seems like you always have good answers ...
2007-01-12 01:29:59 · answer #6 · answered by Mysterious 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That was a good one.
2007-01-12 01:27:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is hygienically correct to wash your hands, since you will be holding your ****.........even though, you have not pissed on your hand
2007-01-12 01:29:22 · answer #8 · answered by Electric 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
old joke, but still amusing! lolololol
2007-01-12 01:29:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO....Good One
2007-01-12 01:32:50 · answer #10 · answered by MuZzZ 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋