i am now 15 and starting to reach my sexual peak, ive been masturbatring alot but it all seems to be getting boring cause i do the same over and over, can anyone give me any tips on how to masturbate or anything like that, maybe where its a good place to do it cause i like the thrills
2007-01-11 17:12:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Adolescent
OK, try this for the thrills and change you so desperately seek mon Capitan.
Go to the local butcher and ask for a cows tongue and 2lbs of chicken fat and skins, you can get both for about $5.98.
While everyone at your house is fast asleep, sneak into the kitchen. Place the tongue, skin and fat in the Microwave oven for around 30 seconds, you know to kind of warm them up.
while they are warming, strip off naked.
take the "fun items" out of the microwave.
Walk dwon the hall to your MOM or SISTERs room.
Stop at the door and make sure they are fast asleep.
this is where the "thrills" come in as this is really really dangerous.
Open their door and stand over them breathing heavily, with the items in your hand.
Then........
Go back to your room and look at internet porn like any other 15 year old KID and cry about how you can't get laid.
Wash hands and go to sleep.
2007-01-11 17:24:09 · answer #1 · answered by whois 2 · 3⤊ 3⤋
I'll leave the specific advice to others, seems you've a great selection from which to choose.
But I could not let your comment about being "...15 and starting to reach my sexual peak..." Hon, you've absolutely no idea what your peak is. I hope you remember posting this question in 2007 and come back and reply to it in 2027 when you are 35 and finding your *REAL* peak.
I think it's healthy you feel good about self pleasure, but you *do* need to use some discretion about where and when you enjoy. Sometimes it will be the thrilling things that will get you into trouble (and I mean with a capital "T"). You don't want to have to register as a sex offender for the rest of your life (spoken as someone who is related to and spent a career working with law enforcement).
2007-01-13 14:03:53 · answer #2 · answered by winefp2000 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
U can masturbate whlie imagining tht ur crush is giving it to u hard or u can try internet porn sites and watch other people jack off to get u in the mood to touch yourself as well. And if u do decide to have sex plaese use protection. For thrills u can enter a video convo with a guy and masturbate for him (when ur parents aren't home.
2007-01-12 23:28:58 · answer #3 · answered by diddlemyskittle 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Here is a site my lil 12 and 13 old cousin were on and it seems to work for them cause there was *** on sheets and floor and wall.
p.s. the sheets and the rug and walls were black.
www.sexysistas.com
2007-01-12 02:22:00 · answer #4 · answered by lee-lee 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Better stick to the bathroom or bedroom because anywhere else can get you thrown in jail!!
2007-01-12 01:17:57 · answer #5 · answered by farmersdaughter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try this site WWW.solotouch.com
2007-01-12 01:38:40 · answer #6 · answered by Sawyers girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
after reading whois, i have to admit that's the best one. so Im not going to try.
2007-01-12 01:35:18 · answer #7 · answered by misty blue 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well i went on habbo.com and a 20 yr old told me this rub your p**** up against sumthin and us a pen or a black marker (a thick one helps if it's rubber) to use instead of finger. he said it works for his girlfriend so try it i dunno
2007-01-12 03:39:25 · answer #8 · answered by taytaymm28 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
use a banana peel, buy some lube......internet porn but dont masterbate too much it may fall off or u can go blind ;-)
2007-01-12 09:42:40 · answer #9 · answered by Hi my name is... 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Suck on something while you're doing it, like a lollipop or sucker.
2007-01-12 04:45:39 · answer #10 · answered by Super Chic 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋