Is there a new Zelda on PS3?

Question

I read in the newest ファミ通：vol 肛門痙攣三昧 (Sorry only available in Japanese and only available to those who have membership to Famitsu's パワーアナルバイブ盛り合わせ Pack # 23), that the creator of Zelda, Mr. Miyamoto, is bringing the newest Zelda over to the PS3 because of it being, and I quote, "アナル的に素晴らしい。” I am really excited about this cause I waited in line at BestBuy for a week in order to get my PS3 and it needs some good software! Can anyone shed some light on this?

Answer 1

"肛門痙攣というより膣や陰茎痙攣の方は豊富で御座いますんで、"
&
"殆どの人は肛門を徹底的に掃除しているけれども、"
lastly
"なかなか肛門が挿入されてないと思われています。"--
Direct quote from Miyamoto basically reinforcing the idea that you have stated above. The gist of it says that market penetration of the PS3 is integral to the further development of the Nintendo name, and that there is a very good chance that Nintendo will venture in to the realm of a 3rd party software company.

Answer 2

You are obviously a troll because 1. Miyamoto is not in charge of Nintendo, so he has no say on where the Zelda game goes. For a guy who's done so much for Nintendo, his position in Nintendo is rather crappy. Zelda is owned by Nintendo so it's staying with Nintendo until Nintendo gets out of the console gaming business. 2. Like Miyamoto is going to wait in line for a week to get a PS3. He would be mobbed since he's a celebrity in Japan. 3. There's no Best Buy in Japan. 4. Famitsu is published weekly, so I doubt #28 is the latest or even close to being the latest issue.

Answer 3

Nothing is impossible. Years ago, I'd never belive that Sega would be out of the hadware business, and be a 3rd party developer/publisher for Nintendo, Sony and Microsoft.

I don't consider it likely, but it's not as crazy an idea as some people think.

I can see some sense in cross-platforming the Zelda franchise. Nintendo doesn't make much money on the Wii (typically, console manufacturers lose money on each console sold), but by selling software. Releasing a million-plus selling game, even if it's on another platform, isn't that crazy of an idea. It might lend to greater sales of their hardware and software, if it's a real hit.

Answer 4

No chance in hell. Some may cite the fact that Solid Snake (A character known for appearances on Sony consoles) is in the newest Super Smash Bros. as evidence for an alliance between these two companies, but Solid Snake isn't a Sony license, he's a Kojima license. That said, it's safe to assume that Zelda will stick with Nintendo.

Answer 5

Zelda is by Nintendo which means the new Wii by them. Since PS3 is made by a competitor (Sony) no Zelda game that I know of will be out for the PS3.

The Twilight Princess will becoming out for both the Gamecube and the Wii; however.

Answer 6

zelda is only on nintendos you fruit loop. get a micro, or wii. better yet, wait for the gameboy evolution to come out later this year/early this year

Answer 7

Hahahahahano.