Has anyone gone to get their qu'ran and prayer rug yet?

Question

Hurry before the big rush starts. And gals, better get that burqa now and avoid the rush. With America in full retreat from the war on terror it is only a matter of time before the jihadis will be here, gently converting us all to the religion of peace!

Goodness! I put this in in a sort of joking way just to see what kind of responses I might get. Very interesting! Thanks for the fvcking idiot comment. to those of you who do see the danger, good on you. to those of you who don't -- sorry for you.

Answer 1

A direct quote from alQaeda concerning Islam:

"If America will not convert on its own, we will eventually become strong enough to topple the government and convert America and her people by force."

Why do so many people in America find this threat so hard to understand - especially in light of the acts of war, murder and terror these dirt bags have perpetrated against Americans all over the globe since 1979.
Wake up people - you won't like the consequences if you choose to ignore these radicals.

Answer 2

I spilled beer on my qu'ran and rug, didn't feel right praying anymore. The guilt is overwhelming. Then, I started thinking, what would the world be like if there was no religion. The next thing I know, a couple of demons appeared from the so-called fourth dimension. I told them they were way too late for Halloween candy and not to take seriously the warning to (not remove the tags) on their outfits. It's all going to end 2012 anyway ain't it? What if the Earth started spinning real fast and slung all of us off anyway-would the god(s) say "CUT"! What the Hell? Get that shti fixed NOW!

Answer 3

he's no longer opressing you or discriminating against you, relatively. you come across it offensive, particular, it is offensive, yet legally i'm not sure there is something you're able to do approximately it. The mat is symbolic. whether you scouse borrow it, he will nonetheless sense a similar way approximately your faith. he will nonetheless, metaphorically, be wiping his ft upon it. And he will discover new a thank you to offend you. there's no component in taking it. you will purely make him sense arrogant approximately hurting you. i understand you're horrified with tips from this abuse of something you communicate approximately a sacred factor. If somebody abused something I felt that way approximately, i may well be horrified too. Scratch that, i'm horrified besides. i'm no longer a Muslim, notwithstanding it disturbs me that somebody might do something like that. yet there's no longer something you're able to do to alter his recommendations. tremendously plenty the only factor you're able to do isn't permit it worry you. I understand that's confusing. do no longer proceed to exist it, do no longer concern approximately it. I reckon this guy has some severe themes if he felt the ought to try this. once you spot him doing something like that, purely see him for the pathetic little individual he's. Bullies of any sort tend to be pathetic, disturbed little persons. All he's doing with this action is reminding us how lame he's. think of he's mocking himself, particularly than you. that's tremendously plenty all he's doing. word: i'm no longer a Muslim, so i do no longer understand no remember in case you have an obligation to do away with the mat. in case you do have that form of accountability, i might advise no longer surely doing that, yet going to the police, as there may well be a conflict between what you communicate approximately a non secular accountability and what possible do with tips from regulation. particularly than get arrested, or make issues worse, touch regulation enforcement or a lawyer (law enforcement officials tend to be greater decrease priced) and ask for their suggestion.

Answer 4

Yes it is wise and not too late if the american government in full retreat from the made war by Bush in Iraq.It is better if the war is replaced by giving money for rebuilding their devastated buildings
and boosting the economy of Iraq after the war ended.The terror of american government will be retaliated by other terror of the Iraqi people.so it will be endless if the american troops will be increased.Iraqi people and supported by other muslims all over the world everyday will get qur'an reciting and lay down their rugs for praying to Allah for Iraqi people goodness and safety..All muslims around the worl love peace and hate oppressing and invasion..

Answer 5

*sigh*

If the motivation for the Radical Islamic terrorist movement was to convert us into Muslims, and to fight against Christianity, why would they have chosen as their symbolic targets A temple of globalization and capitalism and the home base of Americas military? If it was a war with a religion they wanted, shouldn't they have blown up a few churches by now? They attacked America for its Americanism, not its religion. They attack us for our consumer/capitalism and our military powers around the globe.

Still not a good thing. But on the up side, you can stop living in fear of the billions of Muslims out there. Just worry about radical anti Americanism.

Prayer rugs are lovely as well. Regardless of your religion, don't mock a fine piece of craftsmanship. Armenia, the worlds oldest Christian nation, makes beautiful rugs that are similar to the ones you mock. It's just a rug.

Answer 6

I live near a Muslim community, and the only people who come knocking in my door trying to convert me are the Jehovah’s witnesses.

You are a fvcking idiot.

Answer 7

I'm just putting together a do it yourself burqa. My shower curtain. How fab will I be? Watch me work it!

Answer 8

America was never *engaged* in a "war on terror" -- so it's hard to be in retreat.
We are still engaged in a war of deception, a war to enrich defense contractors, and a war to get politicians re-elected...but that had nothing to do with terror or terrorists. Wake up and smell the politics :)

Answer 9

Only 33% of Americans now support Bush's war policies. The same percent of people who believe in alien abduction.

Answer 10

I HAVE A COPY OF THE KORAN FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES. I ALSO HAVE A PRAYER RUG THAT WAS SENT TO ME OVER 15 YEARS AGO BY A PENPAL I HAD THAT WAS IN THE U.S. ARMY AND WAS STATIONED IN KUWAIT. IT WAS MADE IN TURKEY.