I. Do not worship a God that tells you to Murder people.
II. Do not worship any symbols, flags or anything else that violates the first commandment.
III. Do not curse as it is a sign of ignorance.
IV. Make sure you spend quality time with your loved ones.
V. Treat your parents as they treated you, but give them a break as a lot of times parents make mistakes and do not realize it for many years.
VI. Thou shall not commit murder, regardless of your financial or political status. (See Commandment VII.)
VII. DO NOT COMMIT ADULTERY as that voids Commandment number VI for the jilted spouse in your respect.
VIII. Do not steal. That means DO NOT MANIPULATE DECENCY to achieve financial greatness, regardless of the amount of profit. DO NOT CHEAT TO GET AHEAD, IN ANY WAY, PERIOD.
IX. Do not lie in any way that violates any other Commandment.
X. Do not take from these Commandments.
2007-01-11 16:34:08 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Psychology
I believe I should start my own religion. Judging by the responses so far, most of you are unable to think. But I don't want you dead or incarcerated, I just want you to keep on living. Sue me.
2007-01-11 16:47:56 · update #1
NOTE: I want to add the words "unless you are an aspiring or employed comedian" to Commandment number III.
2007-01-11 16:50:41 · update #2
well you started off good but #3 is a load of **** and you got a bit excited toward the end there.
2007-01-11 16:37:32 · answer #1 · answered by hot.turkey 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Like the traditional ten commandments, they are well meaning rules that people will never truly live by. No one is perfect, and if someone was they'd probably be incredibly boring and bored with life. Good luck on starting your religion. Make sure you add some penalties for breaking the commandments, because fear is a much greater motivator than morality.
2007-01-12 01:48:16 · answer #2 · answered by Subconsciousless 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They are pretty lame! You are to self absorbed. Gods commandments were made to benefit everyone not just a few select people. If you are to unsure to think of gods rules in a open manner, then read them and practice them as if you wrote them. Wow wouldn't you be a smart one then? You don't have to think of gods commandments in a spirtual way, just think of them as smart rules for the benefit of man kind.
2007-01-12 00:42:35 · answer #3 · answered by outlook0330 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOVE thy neighbor [ every one ] as thy SELF.
Break just ONE of the TEN commandments and you have BROKEN THEM ALL.. Sadly but true, we seem to rearrange their meaning to fit our situation or life style.I see nothing wrong with your commandments But you have the 10 Written by GOD him self and they are easy to understand . Why don't you memorize them, as well.
http://www.mikescomputerinfo.com:80/inteltest.htm
2007-01-12 00:46:46 · answer #4 · answered by EL-BRAY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's a little grandiose to make a list of admonishments and call it your "Ten Commandments." Why on earth is this in the psychology section?
Do you want us to give you a psychiatric label? How about narcissistic personality disorder?
2007-01-12 00:46:46 · answer #5 · answered by Néant Humain 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You broke commandment 8 do not steal, you stole some commandments from GOD
2007-01-12 00:38:41 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
starting your own religion is a bit conceited.
2007-01-12 00:39:46 · answer #7 · answered by Soundjata 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
XI though shall smell though own farts
2007-01-12 00:39:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think it works. I live by these.
2007-01-12 00:38:00 · answer #9 · answered by Eric C 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It sounds like you have been hurt.
2007-01-12 00:37:28 · answer #10 · answered by Serinity4u2find 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋