Who would win in a fight between . . . . . ?

Question

Flying shark with knives for arms

or

Pony sized butterly with laser beam eyes

Please give details of how and why your chosen animal would win.

Answer 1

The flying shark would go after the pny butterfly but the shark wouldn't go too far from the water (just because it flies doesn't mean it can breathe anywhere.) The butterfly would keep its distance shooting lasers at the shark constantly, until finally it hits a water tower flooding itself into the water allowing the shark to cut off one of the butterfly's wings with its knifelike arm. Then the butterfly would blind the shark with its laser beam eyes causing it to fly out of the water until finally it gets to land. The butterfly crashes and burns on land while making it's way to the fallen shark. It then fries the shark up with its laser beam eyes and everyone on the beach cuts the shark open and serves it for lunch. The butterfly then breaks into mainstream becoming a kool-aid man-esque mascot for sierra mist. then everyone parties down with the butterfly in commercials and the butterfly lives a long handicapable life. So your winner, pony sized butterfly with laser beam eyes!

Answer 2

PONY SIZED BUTTERFLY W/ LASER BEAM EYES WOULD WIN BECAUSE BESIDES THE SHARK BEING IN THE WATER AND DIEING IF GOING ON LAND THE BUTTERFLY CAN FLY AND SHOOT IT'S BEAMS INTO THE WATER STRIKING THE SHARK WHILE THE SHARK CAN JUMP OUT OF THE WATER WITH LITTLE HIGHT NOT REACHING A BUTTERFLY MISSING IT AND NOT SLICING IT BUT IN THE OTHER HAND THAT'S A HEAVY BUTTERFLY AND CAN IT EVEN FLY?

Answer 3

Pony sized butterfly w/ laser beams, for sho' ... laser beams always go farther than knives.

Answer 4

wait this sounds familiar......have you been watching re runs of Sealab 2021.