I went to my friend Derek’s house to see if he was home so we could play some candy land
but he was not there instead his mother answered the door and informed me that he was indeed out with his friend Conner Shlatz she then invited me to indulge in her fresh baked cookies. Well one thing led to another and my friend Derek came home to see his mom and I in the midst of anal intercourse on the kitchen table and indeed on the fresh baked cookies Derek was so looking forward to eating. He walked out of the room and his mom and I finished our business I blew my load on his report card that his mother lovingly placed on the fridge to encourage his academic success and then went home.
Well anyway I have to see him in school tomorrow what should I say?
2007-01-11 14:48:16 · 10 answers · asked by Damn Dirty Ape 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Ask him how the cookies tasted.
2007-01-11 14:54:55 · answer #1 · answered by pissedoffcupcake 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-23 13:17:11 · answer #2 · answered by moncalieri 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow..thats quite the far fetched story. How old are you? Candyland? Do you live in a trailer park? Is his mother a pornstar? Is she a heartless slut? Either you have a very active and dirty imagination, or you need to lie low from your friend...cuz if it were me who walked into my friend ******* my mom in the ***...i would kill the bastard..or castrate him anyways. Have you ever considered writing for HUSTLER?
2007-01-11 15:16:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You could always talk about how good it was! Naw cuz he'll wanna kill u! leave him alone and let him cool off and then talk to him or do what i would do act like nothing happened!!!
2007-01-11 14:57:59 · answer #4 · answered by Candice 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That you're sorry you're such a pathetic fantasizing liar?
2007-01-11 14:54:32 · answer #5 · answered by hoptoad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell him that you appriciate his mom's hospitality...and the cookies were good too!
2007-01-11 14:53:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just ask him how 'sugar mama's doing
2007-01-11 15:08:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
tell him "hows ya mom?"
2007-01-11 14:58:50 · answer #8 · answered by Cyrax 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are a sick person...and what's up with his mother?
2007-01-11 14:55:30 · answer #9 · answered by Lina D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG THATS FUNNY AND STUPID ALL IN ONE!
2007-01-11 14:53:47 · answer #10 · answered by fine_ass_fatty21 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋