Here's a prayer for those who annoys me and keep reporting me!!
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept and the wisdom to hide the bodies of all the people who seriously pissed me off.
Help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,
as they may be attached to the ass I have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me always to give 100% at work: 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursdayand 5% on Friday.
Help me to remember that when I'm having a bad day and it seems that everyone is really trying to piss me off, it takes forty muscles to frown, but only four to extend my arm and smack someone in the chops.
2007-01-11 14:40:06 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
well for sure my chops wont look nice with ur palm imprint on it, so yeah i pray u wont have to smack me in the chops :-), just the thought of it brings tears in my eyes lol.
2007-01-11 20:10:43 · answer #1 · answered by Dream_Catcher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to move on with my life and change what should be. Please grant me the ability to not tick off anyone I shouldn't, and to know when I should and shouldn't back down. Grant me the ability to persevere against the odds, no matter how great or small. Be with everyone else as well, and help them through any problems they may have. And above all else, God, grant me sanity because we both know I need it!
2007-01-11 22:50:05 · answer #2 · answered by Aeryn 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have heard something similar...I love it.
I would pray for all my enemies to see the good in me, and that I might see the good in them to become friends in the future.
2007-01-11 22:43:38 · answer #3 · answered by ÐIESEŁ ÐUB 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I pray that my ex husbands new baby gets well soon. My daughter is really worried about him.
2007-01-11 22:43:46 · answer #4 · answered by *~BETHY~* 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
God help us, we all need this one!
Oh, but I pray for my children's good health and happiness, daily.
2007-01-11 22:44:44 · answer #5 · answered by jest1esta 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't pray for anything. I don't think God cares.
2007-01-11 23:16:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
amen
2007-01-11 22:57:21 · answer #7 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it!!!
2007-01-11 22:45:27 · answer #8 · answered by Lexy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋