I can honestly say Chuck Norris does win.
Robots always beat pirates.
Little girls with ringlets always beat robots.
Chuck Norris always beats ninja.
Now just the other day I had to help him a little, but that is only because there were like 200 ninja that caught him in the bath and he really wanted to blow dry his hair before he took on the second hundred ninja, after beating the first hundred using nothing but a wet towel and soap-on-a-rope.
2007-01-11 15:54:48
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answer #1
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answered by meandlisa 4
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Chuck Norris!!
2007-01-11 14:28:44
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answered by ? 5
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Chuck Norris AND a ninja?! Depends on how good the ninja was. It's possible they'd just keep fighting until they eventually EXPLODE.
2007-01-11 14:30:14
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answered by Anonymous
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
2007-01-11 14:32:57
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answered by Anonymous
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Chuck Norris trumps anything. Even when the joke gets old, it's still what it is. So Chuck, hands down.
2007-01-11 14:28:38
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answered by Shawn W 1
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Anyone that knows anything, knows Chuck Norris would win!!
2007-01-11 15:43:15
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answered by Supa M 2
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Chuck Norris...he's the man.
2007-01-11 14:28:04
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answered by ÐIESEŁ ÐUB 6
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Norris Cause he's the "man"
2007-01-11 14:27:49
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answered by Ken and Wendy M 6
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Chuck Norris. no reason i just think he would... but i think he is part robot, so......
2007-01-11 14:29:07
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answered by ChrissyLicious 6
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CHUCK NORRIS he can whip anyone's @ss!! He is the man!!!
2007-01-11 14:35:14
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answered by nevada nomad 6
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