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he misses the fire hydrant

2007-01-12 05:48:41 · answer #1 · answered by flavorlicious 2 · 0 0

When u go 2 the pub 4 a drink and hes already there :)

2007-01-11 20:52:10 · answer #2 · answered by NRG 3 · 0 0

He gets put in the pound for being drunk.
He starts drinking your booze, and is passed out whenever you get home.
Wild and crazy 'doggie swinger' parties, on the lawn, cause the police to show up.

2007-01-11 20:51:26 · answer #3 · answered by great gig in the sky 7 · 0 0

do you find that he hides liquir bottles behind the dog bed

does he seem restless at night and go for walks .

what happens in the morning, does he look like he has a headache
and is he sick

2007-01-11 20:52:34 · answer #4 · answered by Wicked 7 · 0 0

If you see him drinking from the toilet. That's a problem.

2007-01-11 20:52:01 · answer #5 · answered by Gadwall 3 · 0 0

i suppose when the dog takes a massive bowel movement inside your hat. the hat you spent a week weaving from priceless eskimo hair. stupid dog!

2007-01-11 21:59:20 · answer #6 · answered by Circlometry™³ 6 · 0 0

By giving it beer, i mean why would a dog be smuggling beer out of your own fridge?

2007-01-11 20:51:41 · answer #7 · answered by IcePixie 2 · 0 0

Two Italian guys come round to collect his bar tab and break your legs.

2007-01-11 20:51:42 · answer #8 · answered by texascrazyhorse 4 · 0 0

Just as a hint they all do. And you know what other problems follows

2007-01-11 20:52:09 · answer #9 · answered by canuticklemepink 5 · 0 0

i'm so glad you brought this up....i think one of my pooches is swillin' on the sly. i want to approach him on the subject, but he's been so aggressive lately. sure, the pets have their weekend poker party benders, but i think it's gone beyond that. pretty sure there's a problem.

2007-01-11 21:11:57 · answer #10 · answered by panamm 6 · 0 0

Does he smell like booze when he comes home??

2007-01-11 20:51:36 · answer #11 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

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