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He has been acting weridly. Eating soup with a fork, not brushing his teeth, and scalping movie tickets. Any advice? You don't suppose the warranty has run out on his liver or something?

2007-01-11 10:58:38 · 8 answers · asked by Rachel 2 in Pets Other - Pets

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Mine too... but he has shaved off his fur and joined PETA, before he stole my credit card and bought front row tickets to the Celine Dion Jelly Wrestling tournament. Plus he did something strange to my gerbil.

Thankfully my pet emu is too stoned to do any of that crap.

2007-01-11 11:09:58 · answer #1 · answered by naughty_seth2003 2 · 0 0

You think yours is bad? Mine started verbally abusing me. Ran away from home a couple times, had to get authorities involved.
I found a pipe in her pouch too...
Its a shame when this happens. May I suggest Wombat boot camp?

2007-01-11 19:04:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

When my wombat acts all out of sorts like that, I take him on holiday to a castle in India. That always seems to fix him up, right as rain!

2007-01-11 19:01:46 · answer #3 · answered by P_P_K 3 · 0 0

I would get it checked out just in case. If It's not his liver try the right kidney and left lung.

2007-01-11 19:02:26 · answer #4 · answered by Meghan H 2 · 0 0

His liver

2007-01-11 19:02:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You might try making some cheddar biscuits....that always makes mine behave

2007-01-11 19:02:12 · answer #6 · answered by Catcanscratch 5 · 0 0

ah... heard of this before... it's time to trade him in.

may i suggest a brand spankin' new meerkat?

2007-01-11 19:02:37 · answer #7 · answered by whateva 2 · 0 0

dude.. U need therapy...

2007-01-11 19:13:15 · answer #8 · answered by Look great Hunting it! 2 · 0 0

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