whats the funniest thing that happend to you, try to make me laugh :]]?

Answer 1

Well my brother once ordered a Reeses Penis sundae at Friendly's when he was 3.

Answer 2

Just to preface the event, I have to say that there are a couple of steps that lead from the house down into the garage. Well, one night my family was going to dinner really quick. My brother was already in the garage about four feet out and I was coming out of the house. I thought, hey, I'm going to jump out and latch onto him. So, I dove from the top step, getting completely vertical, and just as I was about to grab him, he walked forward. I fell to the ground and landed on my left wrist and hip, in a puddle. My chin hit the garage floor and made my teeth dig into my bottom lip. I hopped up and realized, I had to sit down. It turned out that nothing was broken, but it was still fun to spend some time in the immediate care center.

Answer 3

I thought i won 10 grand on an instant scratchie and jumped all around the newsagent cheering like a maniac... then i gave the ticket to the lady at the counter who pointed out that i hadnt scratched all the way to the edge and that one of my 10000 was actually 100000, and i had in fact won nothing... Ive never felt like a bigger tool in my life. pretty funny to think back on though................. hope you got a good laugh at my expense - everyone else did! lol!

Answer 4

This didn't happen to me but I did to someone else. One of my cousins was spending the summer at my house. Well she had started to get on my nerves so I went and put superglue on the toilet seat, well instead of her using it my grandfather got in there first. I hung around until I heard him start screaming, then I took off. He ended up ripping the toilet seat off the toilet and then my grandmother had to remove it with paint thinner. I was soo grounded.

Answer 5

'My fiancee brought me to her families home to a "Meet the Fiancee" party. They had a swimming pool located in their backyard. I should mention here that it was located about 350 yards from their house. There was also a keg of beer, which was getting quite a bit of use by myself. As I stood in the pool for what seemed like hours....An Aunt of my fiancee approached me and stated"You've been in there for quite awhile." I answer, "Yes I love the water, I grew up living in a lake." Aunt: "You know we have this solution added to the pool that reacts with urine...." and as she is talking I am peeing, She begins to point and scream"HE'S PEEING!!! HE'S PEEING IN THE POOL!!!" You'd a thought there was a shark in the water as people scrambled atop of one another trying to escape. I'm still trying to figure out how the Hell she knew I was peeing, then I looked down and saw this huge red-like cloud surrounding my mid-section. NOW I think I'm bleeding to death and start yelling for someone to call 911, I'm bleeding to death in here for Christs Sakes! I left that party with my fiancee literally dragging me out of there by my ear. I yelled back at everyone watching me in horror, "See you all at the wedding!" I was divorced in 4 years,. (Should have never left that pool)

Answer 6

I wont say it happened to me- its like i was part of it! :P we had to

create an application form in english class.i was teamed up with

5 other guys, and they decided to make an application form

titled 'toilet club'.. then they went on like 'how many ppl do u wish

to share ur toilet with', 'do you want ur faeces preserved-if yes,

how would you like us to send it to you?', 'are you male, female

or neither?', and some irrelevant stuff like 'horoscope', 'favourite

number', 'credit card number'.... and at the end we drew a box

wher the ppl filling up the form had to chop their thumbprint

*noted if one does not fill up the entire form esp the thumbprint, a

term of 2 years in jail would be excecuted XP we posted it up in

class..it sounds pretty lame but we all had a good laugh!