If you came home and found Martha Stewart in your kitchen wearing bondage gear, what would you do?

Answer 1

After I puked, I'd get a camera and take pictures to sell to the National Enquirer.

(Oh, yeah, I'd turn the chicken loose too)

Answer 2

Hello, Say what! If I came home and saw martha stewart in my kitchen in bondage gear I would have a hissy fit,I would tell her that I am not running a house of ill repute and I would chase her the hell out. Jan

Answer 3

Ask her for tips on how we can improve our poor, measely kitchen. Then, I would ask for some cooking lessons- like with chopping and knife skills (for food prep, nothing else).

I would offer her one of our fabulous aprons. Don't want the bondage gear to get greasy!

Answer 4

ask her to clean up the kitchen for me . mine is a mess.
after that she can bake cookies and cakes.
if the baking is as good as she makes out it is i would consider a little wild stuff with her. but only if she left my kitchen all clean

Answer 5

I'd call the police, and while waiting I'd ask her why she's so snotty, while totally ignoring the outfit. If I was feeling social, I might offer her tea, but she probably wouldn't like it because it comes from teabags.

Answer 6

I'ld tell her to take my gear off and get the hell out of my house.

Answer 7

I'd spank her like I do with all the other women that I find in my kitchen dressed like that. Then, I'd spank her more if she tried to correct my technique.

Answer 8

I would take pictures and put them on MySpace. Then sell them to the Star.

Answer 9

WOW.... haven't been with a dom femme for awhile. I would do anything she wanted me to do ... I can do "switch".

Answer 10

Call the police.