Yesterday, I went to McDonalds and Ronald McDonald took me in the back for free burgers... then he Molested me!!!! Help plz!!
2007-01-11 09:15:25 · 8 answers · asked by Random G 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Are you kidding me? That was hilarious!
And you're an idiot if you don't realize the guy asking the question is full of it.
2007-01-11 09:25:17 · answer #1 · answered by milan 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
First to all of the JERKS who made comments that were definately NOT FUNNY: perhaps you are pedifiles yourself which in that case you need lots of help and should be locked up like the animials that you really are!!!
Now, to the person with the question: How old are you? Where were your parents? Where was the manager of the store? THE FIRST THING THAT YOU MUST KNOW IS THAT THIS WASN'T YOUR FAULT...YOU DID NOT DO ANYTHING WRONG!!! SECOND, EVEN IF THIS POOR EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING TOLD YOU HE WOULD HARM YOU OR YOUR FAMILY, HE WON'T...HE IS A COWARD!!! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE TELL AN ADULT THAT YOU TRUST OR A TEACHER OR JUST CALL 911 AND REPORT IT. OR YOU COULD LOOK UP THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY IN YOUR AREA IN THE PHONE BOOK, OR YOU CAN CALL 1-800-4ACHILD. ONCE YOU ARE THROUGH THIS PART, YOU AND YOUR PARENTS HAVE A BIG LAW SUIT AGAINST THE MC DONALD'S OWNER AND THE CORPORATION. THEY ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT GOES ON IN THEIR STORES. I will be praying for you and at the very lease, e-mail me and we can take it from there...I will help you!!! God bless you are in my prayers
2007-01-11 09:36:45 · answer #2 · answered by PB&J P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you think people who have actually been molested will find your "question" funny. It is bad taste to joke about some things.
2007-01-11 09:26:21 · answer #3 · answered by isiseamenhotep 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is not funny to joke about something this serious....there are many people struggling with the reality of this issue in their lives...
2007-01-11 09:20:36 · answer #4 · answered by bjg2007 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
report him to the Burger police...they'll slick him up with sweet n sour sauce and feed him to Wendy
2007-01-11 09:27:34 · answer #5 · answered by fuzz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hope you got the Special Sauce
2007-01-11 09:19:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
ha ha you re funny!
2007-01-11 09:38:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude...that's really not funny
2007-01-11 09:22:10 · answer #8 · answered by ♥vegetarian♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋