i want a sexy lady to greet me on my pc ,like the bonzi buddy but not spy ware?

Question

remember the Bonzi Buddy ? i want something similar to it , but it should be sexy female , and not spyware

Answer 1

My Dear Mendel,
Yes! I remember Bonzi Buddy, those were good old days. I tell you one thing for sure , do you remember the old saying "you are too beautiful to be true". I think it from one of Shakespeare books.
Imagine, when she gets angry, and she refuses to rise according to your expectations.You will be going for "Taming of a Shrew", with "Great Expectations" .
Imagine Mendel what are you going to do what you are going to do if she menstruates on your Monitor, and Imagine the amount of sanitary pads and panties in you computer Bin and you will have to Empty it!
Well she will require a soul mate will you pay for children, diapers etc.
Remember women make the best of spy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Best of luck Dr Qutub. M.D. in lighter veins.
In case of Emergency my contact email is:

Answer 2

put a female as your wallpaper