Okay, so some kindergartner could compose one for her.....but because I've noticed that everyone on Y/A hates her so much, that would be our opportunity to tell her what we think of her and maybe she would get the message and go away forever.
2007-01-11 08:45:39 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Top Ten Questions Paris Hilton Asks on Yahoo! Answers about Buying A Monkey
10. "Does it go with my shoes?"
9. "Should I get the extended warranty that covers replacement monkey parts?"
8. "Which species got the best rating from 'Consumer Monkey Reports'?"
7. "Does Louis Vuitton make monkey-wear?"
6. "Will it get along with whatever wealthy twit I'm currently engaged to?"
5. "If I don't buy this monkey, does that mean the terrorists have won?"
4. "Will it get along with Lindsay Lohan's orangutan?"
3. "Should I consider leasing?"
2. "Can it be trained to hold a video camera?"
1. "Will I still want a monkey when I'm sober?"
2007-01-11 08:54:46 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Princess♥ 4 · 7⤊ 0⤋
shes too busy having sex on the beach to care
2007-01-11 16:51:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Do you think she even knows HOW to ask a question??? LOL
2007-01-11 16:50:57 · answer #3 · answered by greeneyedgoddess 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
because Paris can't spell....
2007-01-11 16:49:22 · answer #4 · answered by StarShine G 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋