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They say it's dead easy.

Tell me, I have often wondered, does a mime hitman use a silencer...

Har har...

2007-01-12 06:18:55 · answer #1 · answered by manforallseasons 4 · 0 0

give me a ring and i will sort out the contract.

Tomorrow morning at 0900hrs go to your bus stop and you will see a man with his left sock showing.
Ask this man if the birds are singing at his house, if the answer is sometimes quiet pass him £1 and he will pass you a envelope.

Inside this will be your contract along with a photograph of the hit and once completed I will contact you so that you can be paid. Dont tell noone of this conversation.

2007-01-11 16:30:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Join the U.S. Army or Marines you'll find plenty of opportunity

2007-01-11 16:28:07 · answer #3 · answered by Ed 1 · 3 0

word of mouth- start asking at the police station.

2007-01-11 16:34:57 · answer #4 · answered by northville 5 · 1 0

Divorce solicitors.

2007-01-11 16:23:26 · answer #5 · answered by Piztaker 5 · 0 2

best way to get nicked more like
nee naw nee naw
oops take a look outside the window...........................

2007-01-12 05:09:09 · answer #6 · answered by madmoo0 4 · 0 0

somewhere where there is violence but not much in the way of police. johannesburg might be good. why?

2007-01-11 16:24:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

Ok, jokes over. What do you really want to be when you grow up?

2007-01-11 16:24:18 · answer #8 · answered by BellaDonnaRev 3 · 0 4

How old are you??? Grow up!!

2007-01-12 06:47:11 · answer #9 · answered by RUTH M 3 · 0 0

CALL A COP

2007-01-11 16:33:01 · answer #10 · answered by Sharon Sunshine 3 · 0 2

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