What are the 8 simple rules? the dad mentions them but i don't know what they are...
2007-01-11 08:15:27 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
The rules are:
1. Use your hands on my daughter and you'll lose them after.
2. You make her cry, I make you cry.
3. Safe sex is a myth. Anything you try will be hazardous to your health.
4. Bring her home late, there's no next date.
5. Only delivery men honk. Dates ring the doorbell. Once.
6. No complaining while you're waiting for her. If you're bored, change my oil.
7. If your pants hang off your hips, I'll gladly secure them with my staple gun.
8. Dates must be in crowded public place. You want romance? Read a book.
2007-01-11 08:24:07 · answer #1 · answered by Marvinator 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The rules are:
1. Use your hands on my daughter and you'll lose them after.
2. You make her cry, I make you cry.
3. Safe sex is a myth. Anything you try will be hazardous to your health.
4. Bring her home late, there's no next date.
5. Only delivery men honk. Dates ring the doorbell. Once.
6. No complaining while you're waiting for her. If you're bored, change my oil.
7. If your pants hang off your hips, I'll gladly secure them with my staple gun.
8. Dates must be in crowded public place. You want romance? Read a book.
2007-01-11 08:24:49 · answer #2 · answered by Yanks4Life23519 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NOT SURE - THEY SHOULD BE
1. Treat her with Respect
2. Hold Open doors for her and help her to her seat
3. Tell her you love her even when she is being a B*TCH
4. Tell her she looks lovely WHATEVER she wears
5. Compliment her new her hairdo and shoes even if they are awful
6. Tell her at least once a day that she is SPECIAL
7. Protect her from hurt, harm and sorrow
8. Make "Making her HAPPY" your mission for life
2007-01-11 08:29:17 · answer #3 · answered by JAYFIRE 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
depends what age she is. 1st rule to meet you first, so you can see what type of person he is.
Make sure on first date he gets her home on time (depending on her age/
don't let her in his car unless you have all his details,
Ge this mobile phone number
His address
find out where. he is taking her .make sure she as her mobile
have enough money if she gets stranded.
find out his age.
2007-01-11 08:27:59 · answer #4 · answered by angelawlkns 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
DOn't know what they are. But my mother's rules suck!
2007-01-11 08:23:19 · answer #5 · answered by ħ Ì Wêår M¥ Mê?ål Må§k 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋