come on people?

Question

are their any fart lovers out their?
for fun? for jokes? for laughs?
IF so, tell me all about it. Id like to
know im not the only one!

Mr Krammer odviously has fart issues!

good one donald!!

oh amanda, that took balls! im proud of you!=)

love it ryan! at home we say, "it smells like someone crapped a flower"

Answer 1

Ok. I hope this does not come back to haunt me but I love farts. I love the smell. When I fart I step in to the Oder to smell it. I know some ppl Will think that's gross...but that's me! I am interesting. DEAL WITH IT!!!!

Peace:
Amanda

Answer 2

An Avon lady was alone in an elevator when suddenly she had to fart. She promptly reached into her bag and sprayed the air with some an Avon Pine-Scented deodorizer. Two floors later, a gentleman got on the elevator. He began to sniff, and the Avon lady asked, "Do you smell something?"
"Well, yes I do," he replied.

"What does it smell like?"

The bemused gentleman answered, "I'm not sure, but it kinda smells like someone pooped in a pine tree."

Answer 3

I like to fart on people.

<3,

Answer 4

I don't know any fart jokes. But when I hear one I'll pass it on to you. I'm sure it'll be a "gas'.

Answer 5

You're not alone! My brother and I still do the "pull my finger" thing once and awhile. Good times.

Answer 6

I am not a lover, persay, but I do find them funny.. and let them into the atmosphere every now and again...**wink**

Answer 7

there was a kid who went to his teacher and asked her, " when someone farts does it have lumps in it?" the teacher replied, " no." the student then said, " well i guess i really **** my pants then."

Answer 8

i fart licorice, does that count?

Answer 9

I think that you could've kept that to yourself.

Answer 10

not me