2007-01-11 07:11:22 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
whats your wife's name and phone #???
2007-01-11 07:14:53 · answer #1 · answered by Dallas 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Unbelievable. Look Mac....want to try something safer? Take a revolver, empty all but two chambers and keep spinning the cylinder, cock the hammer and place the gun to your temple...squeeze gently. Why 2 bullets? Wife and mistress, figurtively speaking. In any event, if the hammer falls on one of the chambers, the results of that or the mistress/wife finding out will be the same.
2007-01-11 07:19:10 · answer #2 · answered by Quasimodo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I do not think that you will go very long without being caught, and then you are going to be left out in the cold. Believe me, I have been there and done that and it is not funny. Do not complain if you see your name on the mens and ladies room in your home town, plus your name will get around before you realize it. Then what are you going to do?
Good Luck
2007-01-11 15:52:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best way would be to make yourself invisible during your "encounters" with random women. The best potion I have found thus far is to mix the following ingredients:
1/4 c. arsenic
1 tbsp hemlock
3 tbsp cyanide
Splash of applejuice (for flavor)
Then you drink it down very quickly. Should work within 5 minutes.
2007-01-11 07:18:36 · answer #4 · answered by Lilith 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you don't need either of them, just get rid of them both and have any woman you want...(i'm being sarcastic, ok)
You are married so you shouldn't have a mistress. But since you already have one, why do you need a third woman or more in your life, isn't this enough for you?
2007-01-11 07:16:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You shouldn't be cheating on you wife. You need to figure out who you want to be with and stop playing games with people lives.
2007-01-11 08:05:50 · answer #6 · answered by Palyn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You just DON'T do it, just as simple as that. If your that unhappy with your marriage then you need to speak with your wife and get things settled or get a divorce. Cheating is just being a coward, just my opinion.
2007-01-11 07:24:59 · answer #7 · answered by krizma 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you have a mistress you should be pretty good at not getting caught
2007-01-11 07:17:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why in the hell would anyone help you be a pathetic d_ckless jerk with no balls or conscience???? I'M NOT!!!!! I hope you are caught on both ends and kicked to the curb.
2007-01-11 07:16:32 · answer #9 · answered by d4cav_dragoons_wife84 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
date a female stripper gorilla inside a cave probabaly in a very remote island in Antartica or date a sexy leprosy patient and pray that you might not get any virus hehe
2007-01-11 18:28:29 · answer #10 · answered by janet ty 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This just makes me smile...if you wanted this sort of attention why didn't you go stand naked on the interstate?
HAHAHAHA!!! Your sick dude.
2007-01-11 07:40:47 · answer #11 · answered by meha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋