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I planted a $100 bill out back months ago and still no sprouts!

Am I giving it too much water or not enough?
Or maybe I need to wait until spring?

2007-01-11 06:02:07 · 35 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

35 answers

I pissed on it, then took the hundred and ran.

TAKE THAT YOU LITTLE STALKER!!!!!!!

2007-01-11 06:06:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Dont wait until spring i did and it got a little sprout, i got a nickle then it died look online for somore research on it and then you should post it so i can find out too!

2007-01-11 06:06:16 · answer #2 · answered by ~*The Show Must Go On*~ 5 · 1 0

Maybe a cow went grazing on the sprouts.
Better check it out.

One of my best friends used to be a tree till recently, next thing i saw was a cow and not my beloved tree.

Coming to think of it, it may even be the beginning of the "invasions of the cows"

lol

2007-01-11 06:33:56 · answer #3 · answered by Bluez 1 · 1 0

Try putting some manure on it. It seems that many people with manure for talent and brains seem to have lots of luck with their money trees. Look at Britney Spears! Good luck!

2007-01-11 06:06:09 · answer #4 · answered by warehaus 5 · 2 0

...... If you'd consulted a Tree Specialist first , you would KNOW
January is a particularly bad month to plant a money tree ........ the other bad months are February,March,April,May,June, July,August,September,October ,November and December ..........!!

2007-01-11 10:35:45 · answer #5 · answered by rjr 6 · 2 0

You forgot its an indoor plant/tree didn't you?Just bring it in & nurse it back with special water ,k? call me when its harvest time too..=)

2007-01-11 06:11:57 · answer #6 · answered by *toona* 7 · 1 0

yea....you started off too strong, you have to start out with 20's first, otherwise nothing will happen, pretty soon after that, 100's will start sprouting out

2007-01-11 06:37:56 · answer #7 · answered by Guitr Playrrr 2 · 1 0

since its winter time there are no leaves right now but wait till spring and the buds start appearing and then by summer full bloom

2007-01-11 06:24:55 · answer #8 · answered by charmel5496 6 · 1 0

It's best you get your $100 back.

2007-01-11 06:25:33 · answer #9 · answered by reaching ♥ you 5 · 1 0

you didn't plant enough $$$ Put $1000 in the ground and see what happens!!

2007-01-11 06:05:49 · answer #10 · answered by jonah 5 · 1 0

Add some Miracle grow.

2007-01-11 06:59:24 · answer #11 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 1 0

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