2007-01-11 05:42:24 · 9 answers · asked by twatwaffle 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
take care of your mullet and put gel on it every day
2007-01-11 05:49:35 · answer #1 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
First you have to eat humans. You know, like vegetarians only eat green and colored stuff.
Then you have to draw boundaries of what kind of humanitarian you want to be. Hey, who said this was going to be easy?
There are the generalists. They eat any type and any part.
Then there are the specialists. They only eat certain parts.
Orthodox eat all parts but only on certain days.
Reformed eat just abou....well I don't want to go into detail about them. Just don't go out to dinner with them.
Now the New Age style (which I expect you would gravitate to) is not only body part selective but gender as well. Rather strict rules apply. Male parts are allowed to be eaten and swallowed, but never, never chewed. Female parts are allowed to be eaten, chewed lightly and , I suppose, swallowed (sort of).
I hope this helps you on your way to a new life.
2007-01-11 16:19:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very carefully. I say be against it. Who really wants to be a humanitarian anyway?
2007-01-11 13:46:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Follow in Angelina's footsteps.Become a home-wrecker,then adopt a few kids from over seas.
2007-01-11 13:48:00 · answer #4 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're not a humanitarian?
Then what species of itarian ARE you ?
2007-01-11 14:06:25 · answer #5 · answered by x 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eat a lot of kittens
2007-01-11 14:35:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
⥠⥠do nice things for other humans ⥠â¥
2007-01-11 13:47:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No don't - we would miss the old you!
2007-01-11 13:48:26 · answer #8 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, no more eating humans....
2007-01-11 13:46:52 · answer #9 · answered by I am Crystal S. 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋