Did it work or not!?

Question

Did the laxatives work?
A man goes to his doctor suffering from constipation.The doctor prescribes a powerful laxative but asks the man some questions so he can calculate the right dosage."How long will it take you to get home from here?" asks the doc.
"20 minutes," replies the man.The doctor pours a dose of laxative into a glass. "And how long will it take you to get from the front door of yur house to your bathroom?"asks the doctor.
"I'd guess about 30seconds," replies the man.The doctor adds a small amount of laxative to the glass."And how long will it take you to drop your trousers and sit on the toilet?" asks the doctor.I'd say 5seconds," answers the man. The doctor adds a tiny amount of laxative to the glass and gives it to the man. "Take that, drink it all down and go straight home, "says the doctor.
Next day the doctor calls the man to see how he's feeling. "Not so good," replies the man. "Didn't the laxative work?"asks the doctor. "It worked fine," replies the man. "But it was 7seconds late. :)

Answer 1

i know this guy! he's always complaining about constipation and he NEVER makes it to the bathroom on time. at work they call him stinky. that's why he has such a sh--ty paying job.

Answer 2

late or early?

Answer 3

lol