how can u pass a pe pe test?

Answer 1

don't drink or do illegal drugs???

Answer 2

1) don't do illegal drugs ( probably the best and easiest way )

2) get a lube change, if you wonder what this is watch the movie "the program" This is by far the most realistic and sure fire way to do it, plus when you give your sample they can even watch you piss right into the bottle.

3) you could eat something like 15 million poppyseed muffins... then your excuse could be I ate 15 million poppyseed muffins, then you'll have to redo the test.. but whatever your worried about may be out of your system at this point.

4) when your given the bottle find a way to contaminate the sample, sllip a hair in it, have something on your fingers, etc...

5) you could try one of those gimmick detox drinks that supposedly "wash you clean" spectrum labs absolute de tox or goldenseal tea...

6) get a job at the testing facility and manage to switch your sample out for someone elses.

7) I suppose if its so casual that no one is over your back watching anyway, just have some one else piss for you

Answer 3

you gotta drink hella water. some stuff that worked for me was called niacin. take 5 pill 2 times a day. it will burn like crazy but that's the crap leaving your system. what do you need to pass it for? if its coke or heroin it leaves your system in less than a week. with pot you need to devote some time to this. if your test is tomorrow your screwed.and if it is done at a hospital there is really no way to pass it without sum1 Else's pee. if its an at home dipstick, you have a fighting chance with niacin, goldenseal, or crap you buy at headshops. the most effective for me and my friends over the years have been niacin and bleach. hope this helps. DO NOT DRINK YOU PEE LIKE THIS DUDE ABOVE ME SAID. unless our into that kind of stuff.... but as far as using other peoples pee, make sure they are the same sex, and around the same age as you. lab tests can tell all of that.

Answer 4

As far as pot....

If you have a good month to six weeks before the test then stop smoking and make sure you get your daily 64 ounces a day of water, and try to consume cranberry juice on a regular basis.

If you are short on time...like let's saya week or two then obviously stop smoking completely...then mix cranberry juice with a bit of regular white vinegar. Mix 64 ounces of cranberry juice with half a bottle of vinegar and drink that each day, including right up until right before you leave to take the test.

It works...proven many times by friends of mine.

Going forward.......just lay off the drugs and you'll never have to ask this question again!

Answer 5

I'll tell you what not to do, dont consume bleach, no matter if someone said they did it before and it worked. dont put it in your water, dont put it on your food, it'll kill you.

If your a heavy smoker(weed) then it takes 30 days, Moderate and light smokers take lest time. Drink lots of water and cranberry juice. Go to a head shop and ask if they have any good detox products. Follow directions exactly and it works.

These "dont do drugs" people are just trying to make you feel bad about yourself cause you like to smoke cannabis. Don't let them get to you. They dont know anything about cannabis besides what the federal government wants them to know. And how many times has the federal government told you the truth about anything? Enough said. Start drinkin water and cranberry, take vitamins and I strongly suggest the detox product, should run you about 20-30 bucks however.

Answer 6

not anymore, nope, they are to good now. If you get a bladder bag, tape it to your tummy, release the tube and let it run, that's to say with someone else's clean urine, you're ok. Better use a 1 year olds though cause most have something going on that they catch. Or, put a gripper on the zipper.

Answer 7

Drink about a gallon or more of water or gatorade. Take alot of niacin and do a niacin flush. It all matters when you have to take it and the amount of time you have to get $hit out of your system.

Answer 8

Lay off the dope for a couple of months before you have to hit the cup.

Answer 9

Pee in a jar 24 hours before the test then drink ALL OF IT. This will start a chemical reaction that will make your pee drug free for about 3 days. If you eat your last bowel movement before the test, it will make your drug test even better!!

Answer 10

go to a health food store or vitimin shop they have teas that works in 24 hrs. ask them about which tea it is.

Answer 11

by not doing drugs. but, if you are or did, try drinking pomegranate juice. it is a natural antioxidant. green tea helps too.