I HAVE BEEN STABBED 3 TIMES WITH AN ICE PICK SHOT KNOCKED DOWN BY 5 CARS HAD A CAR COLLAPSE ON ME SLASHED WITH A WHISKY BOTTLE 3 SCARS ACROSS MY CHEST AND HAD A APPROX TOTAL OF 600 STITCHES ON MY BODY FELL OFF A SET OF LADDERS AND I AM TYPING THIS TO YOU TO PROVE I AM STILL HERE AM I THE BIONIC MAN OR LUCKY
2007-01-11 05:00:16 · 14 answers · asked by colin050659 6 in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Injuries
STOP DRINKING! move. change friends. dont cross the street. and dont climb ladders. you are lucky. but dont count on that to save you from further accidents. change your life habits my friend.
2007-01-11 05:06:29 · answer #1 · answered by deathwishpussy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better change your name to Lucky.
Do you run very slowly, but think you run fast.
Do your eyes make a funny noise when you look at things.
Do you hear things you should'nt.
Can you squash coke tins with one squeeze.
If not, you ain't bionic.
2007-01-11 14:40:04 · answer #2 · answered by rogerglyn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're a weakling, if you were "bionic" you wouldn't of been stabbed, slashed and knocked down by anyone.
2007-01-11 13:03:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Id say you have a habit of being where you should not be. So far you've been lucky. But you should quit testing it. You might wake up dead next time.
2007-01-11 13:11:05 · answer #4 · answered by oldmanwitastick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very lucky. You must have used up 8.5 of your 9 lives by now!
2007-01-11 13:03:31 · answer #5 · answered by mcfifi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lucky like me three brain haemorrhage's in 6 wks some one must be looking after us
2007-01-11 13:06:21 · answer #6 · answered by miss smidgey 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lucky is an understatement!!! I suggest that you change your lifestyle or your luck will run out. WOW!
2007-01-11 13:05:32 · answer #7 · answered by Nancy W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you feel like the Bionic Man,
Why do you want sex with an android ???
Weired man..........
2007-01-11 18:42:18 · answer #8 · answered by david a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you Chuck Norris? Nevermind he doesn't get scars.
2007-01-11 13:06:50 · answer #9 · answered by Jho 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what playstation game are you playing " bionic man
2007-01-11 13:10:01 · answer #10 · answered by Mr Tiger Tony 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋