if this happened to you?

Question

what would you do if a clown and a rabid dog chased you until you got to the end of a cliff..i wouldnt consider jumping!!..what would you do if this really happened to you??

Answer 1

I would summon Jason and give him his machete so he could slice n dice the clown. Then I would take the dog and take it to the vet so it can help me dominate the universe. Then I would destroy the universe. Mwhahahahahahah. ^__^ I'm an evil scitozoifranitic panther girl. ^___^

Answer 2

I'd beat off the clown and rabid dog.

Hello, they have a cure for rabies! And get some therapy afterwards if you're that scared of clowns.

The cure for breaking every bone in your body hasn't been developed yet, so jumping off the cliff would be pretty damn stupid.

Answer 3

If a clown with rabies was chasing me I would run to the end of the cliff, then move to the side, and let him fall over, like in the cartoons.

Answer 4

I'd let the rabid dog bite me just to get away from the clown. Clowns are so very CREEPY!

Answer 5

Sick the rabid dog on the clown and run the other way.

Answer 6

I would "put down" the clown and take the rabid dog back to the circus!

Answer 7

I would get the rabid dog to attack the clown. I hate clowns.

Answer 8

I wouldnt run towards the edge of a cliff. I would call the cops on my cell phone while I was running. Id probably run into a store or even to the cops station... not the edge of a cliff.

Answer 9

Grab the dog, throw it at the clown.

Answer 10

I spread my hand out wide and I fly like Angel safely and I say this with a most interesting approach that I have wings already and just here on earth spreading a word.
Romans 10:9