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2007-01-11 00:01:56 · 33 answers · asked by bestofintent 2 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

33 answers

i dont have a goat~

2007-01-11 00:04:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He's fine, he's in the bathroom trying to shave off his beard at the moment, he wants to look good for Mrs Goat and the kids when they get home.

2007-01-11 00:17:23 · answer #2 · answered by Polo 7 · 0 0

My goat is called Nanny and she is fine thank you. I have just been outside to feed her some carrots which she likes. She is also rather partial to a few apples and a bit of lettuce, providing they are fresh, she will not eat anything that is `going off.`She is extremely fond of eating flowers as well mens` shirts(, if they are foolish enough to take them off in the summer and hang them on her fence.) Actually, she will eat anything at all, providing it is chewable! She thanks you for enquiring about her, and sends you her `best`.

2007-01-11 02:29:57 · answer #3 · answered by Social Science Lady 7 · 0 1

I know an old lady who swallowed a goat, she swallowed the goat to catch the dog, she swallowed the dog to catch the cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird, she swallowed the bird to catch the spider (that wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her) she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, but I don't know why she swallowed the fly.

2007-01-11 00:57:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Just dandy not got my goat today on vacation.

2007-01-11 00:08:20 · answer #5 · answered by Tom Sawyer 6 · 0 0

This old goat is fine, how are you.

2007-01-11 00:05:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Nice an crispy now , i'm just gonna put the spuds in , another 20 mins should do it !!

2007-01-11 00:13:26 · answer #7 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0 1

he dislocated his front leg. And ate the zip off my coat. Apart from that and humping my cat he's great! x

2007-01-14 14:49:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Nothing's got my goat today so all is fine thanks for asking!

2007-01-11 00:05:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

We call her the nanny. And she's the only one in the city with two breasts and only eats who she's been given.

2007-01-11 01:50:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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