will every one add a part to my story please........this seems like fun, and im bored.?

Question

one day a dirty minded dirty minded squirell attacked a tortoise that.....................

if you mess up the story a bit please will you edit your answer.....i really want to know what happens to the dirty minded squirel!!

Answer 1

that liked to watch hamster porno ...

Answer 2

..... called her a tart. The tortoise was right though of course, she was after all a dirty minded squirell. And besides, the tortoise had a hard shell, and so didn't even notice for the first minute or so.

Not only that, this turtle was a ninja turtle.....

Answer 3

.......attacked a tortoise that...........was no ordinary tortoise, this was a special tortoise, who had a special power, every time this tortoise ate a banana, he became bananatortoise and he had some harsh words for the dirty minded squirrel but by the time he opened his mouth to say them it was too late!!!!! As the dirty minded squirrel was humping the tree.

Answer 4

.....was a cross dresser and showing Little thigh.
This brought back memories of the squirrel's younger days when he was hung like a horse and hornier than a two petered billy goat in heat in the middle of July with three nuts.
He jumped on the tortoise's wrong end and only to realize that it was a snapper that loved nuts.
The tortoise got what he wanted and the squirrel lost a nut.

Answer 5

Moral of this story stay away from dirty minded squirrels that attack tortoises for their nuts.

Answer 6

Following Angie:

... that he collapsed and went into a coma, and had to be rushed to a squirrel medical centre and hooked up to one of those big machines that take care of you while you're in a coma, and all the while the squirrel was going to a bright light but kept tripping over his nuts ...

Answer 7

had unknowingly disturbed its nuts."How dare you violate my nuts in this cavalier fashion" retorted the squirrel in a high pitched squeak."you really owe me one now " he added."O.K."replied the tortoise."Climb on my back and I'll give you a lift down the pub for a pint and a packet of pistachios.".The squirrel and the tortoise wandered slowly down to the pub where they told lewd stories and generally upset the other woodland creatures.The squirrel kept flashing and got thrown out.The tortoise passed out in the gents.Disgruntled the squirrel wandered the forest paths until he spied a beautiful lady squirrel "wow your really gorgeous"he slurred whilst swigging from his can of stella ".Would you like to come back to my dray and have a little nibble on my nuts",He muttered."Get stood on you furry creep " she retorted .With that she smacked him one knocking him straight into the path of Mrs Squirrel who was on her way home from bingo."you noxious ginger freak "she exclaimed ,"get your nasty little body back home this instant."Grabbing him by the ears she dragged him home and shoved his head under the shower,and locked himin the coal house
Here we must leave this tale of domestic bliss, as like mrs squirrel I too am partial to a game of bingo and I hear the club calling to me across the woodland glades.

Answer 8

but the tortoise had a suprise for the squirrels fluffy bits....

lol thought it was meant to flow like every one talling a part of the same long tale?!.....

Answer 9

but it wasn't the end just the end of gas gas,
the tortoise and the squirrell (who's name was cyril) wanted to go swimming Cyril said i always float on my back ,that way my nuts stay dry. Cryril was hoping that torty would come out of her shell but she had a cunning plan.................

Answer 10

couldn't run away fast enough. The tortoise shrieked and the squirrel then ran off into the forest. An elderly wizard happened to be walking through the forest, and stopped the squirrel and asked him "why are you running so fast" to which the squirrel replied.........................................................

Answer 11

CYRIL THOUGHT 'IF I LIE DOWN HERE, ON MY BACK, THEN MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, TORTY WILL COME AND GET ON TOP OF ME'. SUDDENLY, AS IF FROM NOWHERE, THERE WAS A MASSIVE FLASH OF LIGHT, AND A THUNDERING CRASH. RONNIE THE RODENT AND HIS FRIEND TRISTAN, THE VOLE WITH TOURETTES ARRIVED. TRISTAN WAS 3 AND A HALF YEARS OLD, BUT QUITE HANDY IN A FIGHT. RONNIE COULD ALWAYS RELY ON HIM IN TRICKY SITUATIONS. TRISTAN LOVED RED WINE, BUT WOULD SETTLE FOR ANYTHING HE COULD GET HIS STICKY FURRY PAWS ON."OH TORTY YOU F*CK, IVE MISSED YOU CU&T FOR SO LONG, WHERE THE FU&K HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE"?

TORTY TOOK A LONG DRAWL ON HIS SPLIFF, COCKED HIS HEAD TO ONE SIDE, AND SIMPLY SAID.......