Or would you just crab walk across a shag carpet to clean yourself?
2007-01-10 17:43:40 · 35 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i would get a bag... then have fun poopie ballons to throw out my tenth story window!!! ha ha ha oh wait, i dont have any arms :[
2007-01-10 17:47:15 · answer #1 · answered by trouser trout 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think if you broke both your arms you would need someone in the house with you to help you with a lot of things and I'm guessing that would be one of them. You would also probably need someone to help you eat, drink, and basically anything else you would do with your hands or arms... I'm pretty sure the carpet thing might make your house stink after awhile...
2007-01-10 17:48:01 · answer #2 · answered by Kimberley 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I like the shag carpet thing, but really! Invest in a bidet and wipe your clean bummy anywhere afterwards!
2007-01-10 17:46:46 · answer #3 · answered by bigclaire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do the Crab Walk! It's the only way!
2007-01-10 17:48:09 · answer #4 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
walk outside in the tall grass and crab walk
2007-01-10 18:09:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get one of those toilets that shoot water from the inside to clean you Hiney, but you would have to get one with a Drier too....lol
2007-01-10 17:48:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would have once of those fancy toilets installed that has a sprayer built in them to wash you and then the little dryer.
2007-01-10 17:47:28 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Id hire a butler
2007-01-10 17:46:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I probably wouldn't sh*t. I'd hold it until I became 100% impacted and needed to be put in the hospital. Then they would give me a nice, warm enema, ahhhhhh.
2007-01-10 17:48:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You could always turn on the sprinklers and sit on top of one of them!!! it will wash it right off!!!
Then you lay down with your rear facing up and turn the ceiling fan on to dry it!
2007-01-10 17:49:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Use one of those fancy European toilets that shoots water on your hiney...then air dry, I guess. How do I get my pants back up, though?
2007-01-10 17:46:54 · answer #11 · answered by bashnick 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋