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have you ever been bitten on the **** by a goat, pony or sheep before? Animal other then by a dog or cat, i got bit on the **** last year by a Fliping DEER while at a petting zoo......

2007-01-10 17:26:51 · 6 answers · asked by Porcelain Doll 6 in Pets Other - Pets

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I think the worste bite...other than usual domestic pets ( cat,dog,bird, etc...) was getting bit by a PIG at the Del Mar Fair. Apparently feeding ice-cubes to hot pigs is BAD!!!!

2007-01-11 04:21:26 · answer #1 · answered by RedHairedTempest 3 · 0 0

Got every excuse in the world for being an insane dude
got bit by a monkey when I was ten years old
he was a lady's pet---people were gathered around him
and he was eating a piece of apple -- I reached over to pet him
and I guess he thought I was going to take his apple !!! BANG he was on me--- latched onto my forearm--locked his tail around my bicep and slammed his teeth THRU my hand at the base of my right thumb --- I actually felt his teeth CLICK together INSIDE the thickest part of the muscle at the base of my thumb!!
I had to literally slam him against the ground about four or five times to get him to release his grip !! In the matter of moments I was a bloody nightmare -- pouring blood----nasty little deal !!!

This incident caused me to have to stand on hold --- and the monkey to be quarentined --- for some six weeks while we awaited the news of whether or not He would have to be put down over the incident -- and Me to be moved to the Rabies Shot Routine---thank God---none of that was needed !!

Still say to this day though--- that I have every excuse in the world for being the lunatic that I am----having been bitten by a monkey has simply GOT to be some kind of ticket to ride in the Why you the way you BE -----Department !!!!

2007-01-10 17:49:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Many times. My horse will bite if she doesn't like what I am doing and she leaves bruises. I also get stepped on regularly which also leaves bruises. I have also had a stray cat latch onto me and not let go. The feral cat was literally pried off my arm.

2007-01-11 04:08:10 · answer #3 · answered by Veneta T 5 · 0 0

it happens. i got bit by your mom

2007-01-10 17:35:45 · answer #4 · answered by wickedjok3r 1 · 0 2

i got my dick bit off by a horsey. it hurt, now i am a girl. and that sucks.......dick.

2007-01-10 17:31:44 · answer #5 · answered by Mrs.Me 3 · 0 1

no

2007-01-11 15:45:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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