Dateline Hoboken: Among 9/11 conspiracy theorists the greatist bone of contention is what happened at the Pentagon on 9/11. Some believe that the building was struck by a cruise missle. Others are equally sure that a remote control plane was piloted into the struture. As neither side has any real evidence to support their theory the name calling between the two can become nasty.
"Finally we have consensus" announced Stanley Quackenbush, president of the Greater Hoboken Conspiracy League. "We were able to deduce that the real culprit was a rogue Macy's Thanksgiving Day Ballon, packed with thermite and then drfted into the Pentagon. We even have a witness to the event who just keeps mumbling something about a moose. Based upon that expert testimony we're pretty sure that the ballon was Bullwinkle, you haven't seen him in years and now we know why".
The revelation came at the Hoboken Conspiracy Fair, sponsored by the Reynolds Corp makers of wrapping foil and fine head gear.
2007-01-10 17:11:30 · 6 answers · asked by idiot.truther 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
LOL, Thanks, I needed a good laugh. Very creative and amazing how the second guy thinks you were serious and the third thinks you're with the CIA. Both need to get back on their meds and then get some sleep. Come on people, it's just freak'n humor in the form of sarcasm,,,at least I think it is,,,say,,,you don't suppose,,,,naw.
2007-01-10 17:35:00 · answer #1 · answered by mjlehde@sbcglobal.net 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This 911 'inside job' will be just like the anti-evolution arguments. It will go on and on and on without really getting anything done other than make whole lot of people angry whenever someone bring up 911. The way they argue is remarkably similar and they're all blind to flaws in their logic. Stupid internet ain't helping a lot either. Funny all the conspiracy nuts are complaining how Google or Yahoo or whatever try to censor them, but their craps are everywhere on web. And they delete posts on their websites that prove their ideas are wrong. THese guys are the most backward wacko bunches I've ever seen.
2007-01-11 14:19:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Come now, we all know it was a Canadian al_quada Moose that ran into the side of the pentagon on 9/11.
Sure all the 300 liberal DC firemen and the 200 liberal DC cops who were in the pentagon after 9/11 are all suppressing the truth.
2007-01-10 17:44:10 · answer #3 · answered by jeeper_peeper321 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I heard about that,someone in the crowd shouted it "was Moose and squirrel"
2007-01-10 17:15:18 · answer #4 · answered by stygianwolfe 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
and you believe the government's official conspiracy theory!!! ha... ha... ha LOL
This one you just made up makes more sense.
You CIA guys have way too much time on your hands, blowing up balloons and all.
2007-01-10 17:22:12 · answer #5 · answered by lovefights 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
There was no flippin' plot.
Egads. Move on!!!
2007-01-10 17:19:26 · answer #6 · answered by huckleberry 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋