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buy them a massage and have them give me a massage

2007-01-10 16:55:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

I live in a nice neighborhood; we have bums but most of them we sent off to serve in public office. There is a bum that sometimes sleeps on the hood of my car. I tell him "Son did you look for a job today?" However if I saw a stranger doing this, first I would avoid thinking of him as a bum and try to see him as someone down on their luck; and try to talk with him about other sleeping arrangements.

2007-01-11 00:59:42 · answer #2 · answered by doktordbel 5 · 0 1

I would check to see if he/she needed some help. For instance, are they sick or injured? If not, then I would ask him not to sleep on the hood of my car, but tell him where he can get a good night sleep, food and protection at the local homeless shelter or church.

2007-01-14 14:35:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Get in the car, lock the doors, start the engine and if that isn't clue enough to get off I would back up so he would fall off. Mean, no... you have to admit that guy had to be drunk or high to sleep on your car.

2007-01-11 00:57:25 · answer #4 · answered by 2007 5 · 1 0

Ask him if he's alright.He may be looking for warmth from the engine.If you don't want to fix him a nice warm bowl of soup then call the cops.
Think God

2007-01-11 00:59:08 · answer #5 · answered by Matty G 3 · 0 0

Its 10 degress out.He would'nt be sleeping,he'd be a bum sickle.

2007-01-11 00:55:54 · answer #6 · answered by danp 3 · 0 0

Kick him in the bum

2007-01-11 01:00:03 · answer #7 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 0 1

I'd hire him to guard my car from other bums and thieves.

2007-01-11 00:55:06 · answer #8 · answered by pinwheelbandit 5 · 1 1

If it was below 40 farenheit I'd leave him be. Maybe he wouldn't freeze to death.
If it was above 40,
I'd Honk.

2007-01-11 01:00:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Call the police before he wakes up.

2007-01-11 00:59:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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