A man was drowning and a boat came "get in" said the guy "no god will save me" then another boat came and the man said "get in the boat" he said " no god will save me" so he died and went to heaven and asked god " why didn't you save me" god said " i sent youu 2 boats you dummy"
Ps. I got it from the pursuit of happyness
2007-01-10 16:13:21
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answered by ? 4
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Well I hope tomorrow is better and look on the bright side if one person in particular made your day bad you can make their day really bad tomorrow. That's what I would do! haha Cheer Up and have a nice weekend!!!!!!
2007-01-10 16:14:01
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answered by irishgirl 3
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I'm really sorry you had a horrible day.
At least its over now! And you can relax on answers, LOL at some of the Q&A's, ask and answer all you want and think...
Tomorrow will be better!
2007-01-10 16:12:06
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answered by Anonymous
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In my mail at work a co-worker left a card,
and a baggie with four marsh mellows and
a piece of paper with typing on it for me.
One side of the paper said,
( It was so warm today, the Snowman in
front of my house melted, and left this behind) .
I turned the paper over, It said,
Snowman poop
Ha ha ha
I hope this made you at least smile. :-)
2007-01-10 16:48:50
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answered by elliebear 7
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The sun came up, you made it safely through the day, you have a place to live, able to eat, and vent about your horrible day to the rest of us. You have much to be grateful for.
2007-01-10 16:13:24
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answered by Awesome Bill 7
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Smiling is contagious,
you catch it like the flu,
When someone smiled at
me today, I started smiling too.
I passed around the corner,
and someone saw my grin -
When he smiled I
realised, I'd passed it on to him.
I thought about that smile,
then I realised its worth,
A single smile, just like mine,
could travel round the earth.
So, if you feel a smile begin,
don't leave it undetected -
Let's start an epidemic quick
and get the world infected ! ! !
2007-01-10 16:13:19
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answered by blahblahblah 5
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My dog, Louie, was playing around on the porch trying to get my attention and he actually did a handstand! What a character.
2007-01-10 16:13:05
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answered by Anonymous
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
2007-01-10 16:12:52
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answered by Crash 7
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Ok, I'm a lunch lady right, and in order for us to get the kids to try the weird food we tell them that it tastes like pizza! LOL, they had this nasty chicken-y things today and my coworker was like "It has pizza inside, try it!" so they did. Those first graders will believe anything!
2007-01-10 16:12:38
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answered by Gorgeous 5
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If your ever having a bad day, dont bring your mind back to it dont let it AFFECT YOU.
Smile because were always having bad days, so its only natrual to know that you can live with it.
2007-01-10 16:15:21
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answered by Wisdom 2
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