What is the most embarrassing moment of your life........?

Question

Mine Is..........

I was at work......looked down.........and had a pair of undies hanging out the leg of my pants.......DARN that static clling!!!

Answer 1

You could at least give us details on what type of undies were clinging. They were probably basic white...but they might have been a thong....or silk....or maybe something I've never seen before.

My most embaressing moment.....

I woke up very early....go to my car preparing to drive to class...the tire is flat......

I will shorten this up because it will take a while....but I ended up changing the wheel twice..and walking twice about 2 miles each way to a gas station....and still couldn;t get the problem fixed....

By now i'm late to class.....I grab my bike....and cycle over....it's tremendously hot out....

I get to class panting from riding so hard....about half an hour late.....i'm covered in sweat.....my hands and face are black from changing the tire....

I sit down in my seat and drop a pen....I pick it up...and as I'm leaning over....out of no where....RIP....huge...loud....wet fart erupts....

The class is CRACKING UP. I'm mortified....just waiting for the laughter to end....the frigging prof. is cracking up. Finally...after what seems an eternity....Prof. says let's get back to work.....it stops for about a minute...and then some idiot athlete in the back says loudly....Oh my god...did you hear that white boy fart? And the class erupts again! It was the absolute worst...I still have nightmares.

Answer 2

While my husband and I were dating, we went "parking" in an empty lot, over looking the ocean. When we came up for air, and our faces were about 1 inch apart, and we were looking into each other's eyes, and I let out the BIGGEST, LONGEST belch in my entire life!!!!!!!!! I didn't feel it coming, and I couldn't stop it once it started. I thought I was going to DIE! I also thought he would never want to go out with me again. But guess what. about 10 minutes latter he told me he loved me for the very first time. We have been married for 26 years now. :)

Answer 3

ROTFLMAO!!!!.............. Back years ago, when I was in Elementary school. We were served a choice of drinks in cartons. I always got Chocolate Milk. Well....Oneday, while in the Lunchroom eatin' lunch. I decided to lean back in my chair while drinking my drink through a dayum straw and TURNED the carton up, while drinking the Chocolate Milk. That sh!t went everywhere and I tipped My chair over backwards AT THE SAMETIME!! LOL! needless to say, um, Well, you guessed it, all eyes were on me at school that day, for a VERY embarrassing reason! LMAO! *Smiles* ♥

Answer 4

In high school during freshmen orientation class, the teacher asked which drive a car should be in if you're traveling 70mph. I said "NEUTRAL!" The whole class laughed at me. I never spoke in class again. I really thought it was neutral man! I was 14.

Answer 5

I fell downstairs and fell flat on my a**; coming from a train station with early people going to work.

Answer 6

playing around with my friends "retainer case" pretending like it was birth control by saying to my friend "dude don't leave your birth control laying around" then she causally told me that I was holding her moms birth control. I threw it down and felt my whole body change color. yeah, that's the last time I pick up things that "look" like something else.

Answer 7

i accidentally scolded my salesman in front of the guy i liked .... & he's just smile when i mentioned him...
he would tought i am a tiger king in tis office...

Answer 8

Running into the womens bathroom.....