I spent the past six years training a monkey how to communicate and interact with humans. Now, Laura has requsted that I resign due to the monkey's poor results, boorish beahvior, and heavy drinking. Is it my fault that "w" as we call him has failed, and what should i do now?
2007-01-10 15:25:04 · 10 answers · asked by conan o 1 in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
Stop training monkeys (",)
2007-01-10 15:32:14 · answer #1 · answered by ktluvaxx♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Become a monkey and party yourself. Seriously...training any animal is at least a gamble. Some will and some won't. Just like kids in school. Some do really good, and others fail extensively. Don't be too hard on yourself, it's not entirely your fault. Cheers!
2007-01-10 23:34:44 · answer #2 · answered by john h 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like your monkey. I voted for him for President twice and I couldn't have chosen a better leader. "W" is awesome and doing a great job. Maybe, you can get a better job at the Zoo or just stop training monkeys and run for President.
2007-01-10 23:35:35 · answer #3 · answered by Maverick 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Try training a man.
It is harder and if you are sucessful, you can get your job back.
Hell, if you could train my husband (the proper way to use a fork and other table manners etc), I am sure that you could hold seminars and make 1k more than the monkey trainer position paid!
2007-01-10 23:30:43 · answer #4 · answered by onestepbeyond 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO, its not youre fault, monkeys will rebel often.
You should tutor.Or run for presidency.
2007-01-10 23:32:48 · answer #5 · answered by Itchy Turtle Neck 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get into lion training. It's much more exciting becoz of that since of danger plus i hear that they dont drink as much as monk-monk
2007-01-10 23:34:31 · answer #6 · answered by Auntie Marie SueB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't one of those 2 German/Austrian dudes nearly got his head bitten off by a tiger a few years back ???
Tiger trainer , I see it in your future !!!
2007-01-10 23:29:32 · answer #7 · answered by LWJR 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's what you get for spanking your monkey!
2007-01-10 23:29:10 · answer #8 · answered by Legally Blonde 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The IRS should be accepting applications.
2007-01-10 23:29:00 · answer #9 · answered by Patrick C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WIth every end there is a new beginning.
2007-01-10 23:30:08 · answer #10 · answered by needliberty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋