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Please, please, pleeeeeaase! I've been making progress, but the zebra still keeps trying to gnaw off my left foot! (Maybe it smells the Legionares disease?)

2007-01-11 00:13:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Will I be able to sleep afterwards?

The last time I was taught a thing or two about lowering my risk of being eaten by a centipede, I couldn't sleep for DAYS!!!!!

2007-01-12 00:18:13 · answer #2 · answered by falzalnz 6 · 0 0

Sign me up. Last week was a close call but thanks to a lion, I am saved from the ferocious,square teeth and long, whipping tail of of the wild zebra.

2007-01-12 03:58:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I wrote the book on the subject, so I highly doubt that you can teach me anything. Having said that, however, I will keep an open mind and let you relieve your bowel as it were.

2007-01-11 04:21:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I had several close calls of being eaten by a zebra. I even lost my little toe. Your advice would be most welcome.

2007-01-10 22:22:39 · answer #5 · answered by Optimistic 6 · 0 0

Zebra's are not carnivorous, they like grass so I don't need any help, but thank you.

2007-01-10 22:20:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

oh my gosh i need more help on not being eaten by a rabid ant eater!

2007-01-10 22:20:08 · answer #7 · answered by nakita 6 · 0 0

Yes, please. But don't you think the lion behind said zebra might get me first?

2007-01-10 22:26:35 · answer #8 · answered by Mary 5 · 0 0

Sure. Let 'er rip, tater chip.

2007-01-10 22:20:04 · answer #9 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 1 0

that would be so nice of u since it's a jungle out there

2007-01-10 22:32:25 · answer #10 · answered by they're savages 5 · 0 0

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