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I used to have the following on my voicemail back when I was single (many moons ago)...

"Hi, this is Scott and I can't come to the phone right now because I am out with your daughter. But if you leave a message, I promise to not dishonor your family name!"

At the time I worked with a lot of guys the had daughters around college age (I was in my mid 20's) and due to working a lot of off hours, they were the ones that I got calls from most. Most of them loved it... my mother on the other hand... did eventually change it when I began searching for a new job.

2007-01-10 13:29:36 · answer #1 · answered by Scottee25 4 · 0 0

Hi this is 'mofun20's refridgerator. The answering machine is busy right now, but if you leave a message i'll stick it to myself with one of these magnets shaped like fruit, and give it to him when he gets back.

2007-01-10 21:30:12 · answer #2 · answered by amana5 4 · 0 0

Hello?
Oh hey!
what's up?
(wait)
oh thats cool.
actually, im not here right now so if youd leave a message for the REAL me, ill get back to you.

2007-01-10 23:48:33 · answer #3 · answered by Alex 2 · 0 0

Record something that will make people think you have answered your phone.

2007-01-10 21:29:57 · answer #4 · answered by fish guy 5 · 0 0

It's not that funny, but it's annoying in a funny way (ya know):

Hello. ............................. Ha! You thought I answered, didn't you? You were talking to me, weren't you? Well, I'm not really here, blah blah....

I HATE those kinds, but I always laugh afterwards.

2007-01-10 22:03:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sing the Lionel Richie song, "HELLO, IS IT ME YOU'RE LOOKING FOR?"

2007-01-10 21:27:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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