2007-01-10 12:43:44 · 15 answers · asked by 1982 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
Bash your head with a stick until your IQ lowers to 20.
2007-01-10 12:47:19 · answer #1 · answered by Ludwig Wittgenstein 5 · 8⤊ 1⤋
I think President Bush Is a good President contrary to most of the people who answered you,he didn't start the war congress and the Senate approved based on Saddam's behavior for years before. I think he was the best possible choice for President based on the challenges our country has faced the past years.I wouldn't want to be in his shoes,its easy to judge others when you don't walk in there shoes.
2007-01-10 21:03:39 · answer #2 · answered by sasyone 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, you reduce your IQ to the same as your shoe size. Then rid yourself of all reasoning cababilities. Then learn to lie to your country. Then try to make everyone in your country afraid of the "axis of evil". Wage a campaign of fear and try to scare everyone. The keep everything a big secret, then stretch your face and get a really stupid looking smirk. Then don't answer any questions without a written statement in front of you cause you just can't really talk very well, and the english language eludes you. that should do it.
2007-01-10 20:48:53 · answer #3 · answered by David L 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Sell your soul to the devil . make a pact with other likewise people to falsely kill thousands of Americans , as well as hundreds of thousands of other nationalities . Then go about rescinding the constitution , stripping everyone of civil liberties , enslaving the populous and basically just raising hell .
2007-01-10 20:55:26 · answer #4 · answered by prole1984 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Be born rich, do lots of drugs, fail at many things in life, knock a girl up, become sober and find Jesus, become really good at manipulating peoples fears at election time and be exemplfy the fact that you are totally unqualified and unprepared for every aspect of your office.
2007-01-10 20:49:09 · answer #5 · answered by Ryan T 2 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Swagger. Drawl. Use poor grammar. Drink. Go on the wagon. Take lots of holidays. Go to church. Learn to laugh Heh Heh Heh.
2007-01-10 20:49:56 · answer #6 · answered by Webber 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Shove a stick up your a*s and let Halliburton use you as a puppet! Make sure you get an experienced puppeteer to pretend to be your "vice-president".
2007-01-10 20:53:24 · answer #7 · answered by Melissa Me 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Take a red hot poker and give yourself a labotamy through the ears. After that just act natuarally.
2007-01-10 20:48:56 · answer #8 · answered by Kwan Kong 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Learn how to lie convincingly and totally deny anything you've ever done wrong in your life.
2007-01-10 21:08:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Join the Air National Guard and go AWOL.
2007-01-10 20:48:38 · answer #10 · answered by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋