Fay not well and in need of love and laughs... can anyone cheer her up?
2007-01-10 11:49:49 · 11 answers · asked by Fay 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
hi fay, sorry your not feeling too good, how about i tell you something to take your mind off things a bit , yesterday i was waiting on the bus for work and it was raining heavy and i was freezing, id been waiting for bout twenty mins when this great big dirty bus drove by me and soaked me from head to toe in dirty water, i then went to get my bus but when i got on and tried to provide the driver with my bus ticket ( which can be used all day) i had lost it but i didnt have enough money on me to pay the fare so i showed him my ticket from the day before hoping i would get on or i would have been late for work. i did get on luckily but i was about four stops from my stop when then bus inspector came on and asked for my ticket which i didnt have and i ended up with a £25 fine but because i was embarrassed as everyone was looking at me i panicked and dropped my lunch( pasta ) all over the floor and the inspectors shoes ( i was mortified ) i got to work eventually late, and flustered and with a ticket in my hand to pay £25. so you see fay things could be much worse, at least i can look back and laugh now. ;0) hope this cheered you up a bit, get well soon.
2007-01-11 03:34:02 · answer #1 · answered by claire01 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Fay hunny i'm just off to bed now so i'm all out of funnies so i'll give ya a hug
X
p.s i'm not sure how to give an online hug
2007-01-10 20:06:53 · answer #2 · answered by vickymitty 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What's the matter hon....you sick or feeling down?
Here's something I thought was pretty funny.....
On my way to work today, there's this giant Canadian goose standing in the road. I beeped my horn to get him to move, and the silly thing stretches his neck to his full height, and starts flapping his wings and honking, like challenging my car.
I beeped at him again, and he became even more offended. So I revved the engine to make noise, and slowly started rolling toward him. He finally decided to move, honking and flapping as he waddled along to make his displeasure known.
Hope you got a chuckle out of this. You can email me if you need someone to listen (or read)
Take care, and I hope it's better for you in the morning. Hugs.
2007-01-12 01:00:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry Fay, but go back to bed, and avoid spreading your virus to the rest of us.
2007-01-10 23:05:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
hmmm
i had an explicit se x dream about tony blair last night. trouble is, tessa was filming us....not quite sure why?
and michael martin kept yelling "order order" if we got too loud.
2007-01-10 20:40:38 · answer #5 · answered by vegetable soup 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Time for a cuppa and bed, sweet dreams XXXXX
2007-01-10 20:18:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe you could spend time at Jokes & Riddles section.
there's lots of good jokes there..
2007-01-10 20:04:10 · answer #7 · answered by ≈ ฬ ≈ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok moo moo moo
that help
hope so
get better soon
2007-01-11 00:00:39 · answer #8 · answered by 99tzm 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two goldfish in a tank.
One says to the other.
"Do you know how to drive this thing ? "
Boom Boom !
x x lol
2007-01-10 20:12:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry to hear your not feeling to good.Do something you enjoy or that makes you happy.
2007-01-12 09:41:02 · answer #10 · answered by sweetness 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋