What are the dates an locations for the assinations of ,Lincoln, JFK, RFK and Martin Luther King. You've seen the graphic of the kitten with the sniper rifle. I want to make up gag business cards for my cat.
2007-01-10 09:57:26 · 9 answers · asked by Sid B 6 in Arts & Humanities ➔ History
If Home Land security Came Knocking I would have to arrest them as foregin spies. Here I'm the intelligence officer. When I worked with US intelligence agencies they had a sense of Humor. Who do yo think gave me the idea?
2007-01-10 10:31:34 · update #1
And the humor lies where?
And for your cat???? Oh wow....
2007-01-10 10:09:32 · answer #1 · answered by The First Lady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lincoln - 14th April 1865 at Ford's Theatre, Washington
JFK - 22nd November 1963 in Dealey Plaza, Dallas, Texas
RFK - 5th June 1968 in the Ambassador Hotel, Los Angeles
Martin Luther King - 4th April 1968 at the Lorraine Motel, Memphis, Tennessee
Good luck with the business cards
2007-01-10 18:12:41 · answer #2 · answered by the_lipsiot 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The problem here is that your cat does not have an opposed thumb therefore it is unable to hand a card to anyone.
Most cats I meet now days give out a flash drive with full multimedia information about themselves. Business cards are so-o-o-o last century, pal. Yesterday's oatmeal.
Do you and your cat, like, have conversations and stuff? Do you...ever...embrace your cat?
Either you are your cat should see a licensed doctor very soon.
Do you hear a lot of voices in your head telling you to do unworthy things?
2007-01-10 21:21:05 · answer #3 · answered by angelthe5th 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lincoln...Washington in April of 1865
JFK........Dallas, November of 1963
MLK.......April of '68
RFK...June of '68
Buddy....you're old enough to know more about the trauma JFK and on caused. I suspect most people our age would find little to no humor in that. Perhaps you may wish to reconsider and rethink this.
2007-01-10 18:04:10 · answer #4 · answered by Quasimodo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When the Homeland Security guys knock on your door, tell them it was just a joke and shut up.
Remember: not one more word until your lawyer arrives.
2007-01-10 18:15:58 · answer #5 · answered by tlakkamond 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call a mental health hotline.
2007-01-10 18:04:01 · answer #6 · answered by notyou311 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of the posters said it best: please find a mental health clinic now.
2007-01-10 18:15:44 · answer #7 · answered by chrstnwrtr 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok?
2007-01-10 18:03:54 · answer #8 · answered by Jeremy© ® ™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-10 18:23:14 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋