What would you say after they apologized? "Oh no, it's okay man, really it's all good" then you go and scrape the dirt and dog s*it off your tongue...yuck.
2007-01-10 09:16:18 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I meant to say imagine for all of you English professors grinning at the chance to critique my flawed English...
2007-01-10 09:18:10 · update #1
I'd bite 'em! I've always wondered what it would feel like to munch on a little person.. Haha, and then you could TOTALLY use one of their bones as a toothpick!!
2007-01-11 15:37:40 · answer #1 · answered by rainbow_spitt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, before I read the details, I wretched a little bit thinking, "Yeah, what if they stepped in dog poop before they stepped in your mouth?" Eww. Knowing me, when I'm injured I can have a bit of a temper, so I'd probably kick' em in the doo-dads or somethin' way before I was ever able to say, "It's all good..." lol
2007-01-10 09:22:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How nasty! Can you imagine what that foot could have stepped in before it got in your mouth? I'd have to go to the dentist for a thorough cleaning, lol.
2007-01-10 09:19:58 · answer #3 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh I thought you mean that they'd shrink and explore the wonders of my mouth. But I'd be swearing off if that happened.
2007-01-10 09:27:00 · answer #4 · answered by Banana Hero [sic] 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've woken up a few times and it felt like somebody had been walking around in there
2007-01-10 09:23:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As if sticking your own foot inside your mouth wasn't bad enough.
2007-01-10 09:29:40 · answer #6 · answered by leblongeezer 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a smart mouth I could probably prevent it from happening.
2007-01-10 09:35:22 · answer #7 · answered by Emery 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i AM very confused, however, i think i'd yell at them...and if they were small enough to walk inside my mouth, i think id step on them just a little lol
2007-01-10 09:19:25 · answer #8 · answered by Dazed & Confused...literally... 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have TMJ so that ain't happening to me! I can barely get my mouth open wide enough to eat a big, juicy.........hamburger. Gotcha!
2007-01-10 09:20:11 · answer #9 · answered by texas_gurl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like to suck on toes, does that count?
I wouldn't let them in if they were wearing shoes.
2007-01-10 09:57:49 · answer #10 · answered by Pirate Hooker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋