Heelo there, Meester One?
Theese eese the Hostess from the Tokyo Massage Parlor. You leeft your beelfold heere last night. I find your number on your driver's license next to your condom. I hope you are pleezed with our services, and you will keeep your regular dates of Monday, Wednesday, Saturday and Sunday. We meess you when you are not heere. The girls like to laugh when you tell them you are the President or when you fart in the spa and your bubbles are beeger than the whirlpool!! OK. Meester One. Your beelfold will be right heere. Click.
2007-01-10 14:23:43
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answer #1
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answered by whrldpz 7
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Yeah Hey Just leaving this message to let you know that you forgot to return the Jock Itch Ointment and I bought you some Preparation H. I'll be over later. Give me a call back OK 555-1214 aight bye! :)♥
2007-01-10 09:07:22
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answered by summer ♥ 5
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Hi I'm calling from India in fact with a business proposal provided to you with thanks from Panasonic. Along with this I'll be doing a quick survey which will only last for 3 hours, I'll call back at a more convenient time which will most probably be during dinner time whilst you watching your favourite game show because that's what telemarketers like myself do... annoy you. Good day sir.
2007-01-10 09:06:46
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answered by Anonymous
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It's the sexual health clinic calling.You are in the clear,you did not catch Gonorrhea from Paris Hilton.
2007-01-10 13:47:35
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answered by Celebrity girl 7
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This is the State Lottery Commistion to advise that you have just won the lottery. To collect your prize you must push the star key - immediately, . . . .now ---- (click).
2007-01-10 09:03:36
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answered by Anonymous
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The the "gently used" mattress still for sale?
2007-01-10 12:38:31
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answered by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5
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hey Amused One, this is your mother, I was just calling to see what you were doing...are you up to anything? How's work going honey.....well, you know me....I'm not into much of anything....blah blah blah
thats what my mom says....
2007-01-10 09:43:56
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answered by Anonymous
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hehehe. oh man.. u got a load of calls to answer back to now..
2007-01-10 09:09:48
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answered by bangles121 4
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Hey - come on. I know you're there. I can hear you breathing! he he
2007-01-10 09:05:01
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answered by Anonymous
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Hey! It's me, please give me a buzz when you get this message. I missed you! Ciao!
2007-01-10 09:04:13
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answered by Sunbeam 5
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