I had my cat de-clawed a few months ago, because she kept clawing up my sh!t.
Now, I am looking for a vet to remove her eyes because I am so tired of her eyeballin' my sh!t and giving me ugly looks.
thank you for your input. :D
2007-01-10 08:22:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If only ALL pet owners were as loving as you, the world would be a better place........
2007-01-10 08:25:52 · answer #1 · answered by spun_up_06 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Grab a damm kitchen knife hold your breath then grab that cat close your eyes and go for it...or grab the cat,grab a six foot cage,throw a gorilla in there and feed it cocaine,then take the cat and your self after you took some mushrooms and jump in but right before that roll your self in patch of bananas so that you are covered from head to toe and dress up in a monkey suit. Dont forget to lube yourself and the cat real well before you jump in with the gorilla cause you dont want to stick yourself to the cat, and jump up and down screaming at the gorilla and wrestle with the cat at the same time....if all goes you should both lose your eyes and get some ugly *** looks went you come out of the cage.
2007-01-11 03:14:32 · answer #2 · answered by evilbender2005 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you give your cat to a loving family that knows how to treat animals with dignity and care.
You, on the other hand, need professional psychiatric help and anger management therapy. If you are so sadistic and cold on the inside that you consider getting rid of a cat's eyes just because you THINK she gives ugly looks, you need HELP! Or maybe you just need a life.
2007-01-10 16:30:58 · answer #3 · answered by Mia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEY DUDE your jokes are sick. ! Did you ever think of removing your eyes then you wont know went the cats looking at your sh!t
2007-01-10 17:59:13 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ Becky ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a blind cat, and I always wished she could see. When the vet take out the eyes, could he put them in my cat?
2007-01-10 16:26:49 · answer #5 · answered by The Iceman Cometh 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Have its tail removed also, then you cant tell which end of the cat is the front.
2007-01-10 17:37:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
has that same cat loos end ur scres in ya head??
2007-01-10 16:28:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This really isn't a question, but you shouldn't do that. Don't covet her.
2007-01-10 16:25:47 · answer #8 · answered by sandstorm222 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your a disgrace to Texas.
2007-01-10 16:48:35 · answer #9 · answered by Perfectly Insane 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get yourself lobotomized instead, no one will notice the difference anyway.
2007-01-10 16:28:01 · answer #10 · answered by answer faerie, V.T., A. M. 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋