A Cultural Studies prof at uni said;
"We are all little fascists."
I know what he means:
I hate it when people wear weather-inappropriate clothing [shorts in winter; scarves in summer/indoors etc].
So in a way, I am a Clothing Fascist and expect everyone to wear clothes appropriate for the weather (I realise this isn't flattering).
What makes you a fascist?
2007-01-10 08:08:40 · 11 answers · asked by Neil_R 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
OMG people.
I KNOW what a REAL FASCIST is!!!
For those who clearly don't have a sense of humour or sarcasm, the use of the word
"fascist"
in my question is preceded by the word
"little"
which infers a certain poetic license and shows the light-hearted nature of this item.
Now for some better answers: I'm still optimistic about this...I could be wrong.
2007-01-10 08:21:05 · update #1
Thank the stars for Afton, Angie and Tim!!!!
Proper answers are so rare nowadays ;o]
2007-01-10 08:25:04 · update #2
I would love to be able to be a noise fascist. I would take everyone who plays their car stereos so loud that I can feel the bass line three blocks away and put them in concentration camps where they would be forced to listen to classical music played at moderate volumes twenty-four hours a day.
2007-01-10 08:28:36 · answer #1 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I am a biker fascist.
I ride a bike, a 10 speed for excercise. I don't have special bike attire, and don't ride on the road unless it is absolutely necessary. WHen I drive my car, these very fashionable bikers are always on the road jamming up traffic and causing near fatal accidents. ( where I am from anyways) I wish to start a political movement against them all. They should ride on the very nice sidewalks and bike trails that there and my tax dollars helped to build. But as I live in America, I enjoy that as much whining I do abut them, they never half to listen. I can't force my pet peeve on everyone. LOL
2007-01-10 08:21:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm a parking Bay Fascist.
It drives me insane when people without kids and who are not disabled park in Disabled & Parent & child parking bays.
Do they not realise that the car doors need to be opened very wide to accomodate babies and some disabilities.
I also hate people who park their gas guzzling 4 X 4 1 millimetre away from my car door in the supermarket so that i have to climb in through my boot or wait for the ignorant B*st**ds to finish their shopping and move before I can get in my car.
2007-01-10 08:22:22 · answer #3 · answered by angie 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I am a fog light fascist. If I am driving along and some twit in a BMW comes up behind me with his front fog lights on when it is not foggy that really gets me going
2007-01-10 08:22:25 · answer #4 · answered by The Mad cyclist 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not my choice of clothing. Like most people I have pet peeves, this is a long way from making me a fascist.
fascist
noun
1. an adherent of fascism or other right-wing authoritarian views
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2007-01-10 08:15:55 · answer #5 · answered by Callie 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I myself am a punctuation and spelling fascist, so to a certain extent I do agree.
2007-01-10 08:31:23 · answer #6 · answered by Strange Design 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I disagree. I've gone beyond fascist to the enlightening level of stubborn prick
2007-01-10 08:13:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm an etiquette fascist. It burns me up when people don't use appropriate etiquette.
2007-01-10 11:12:36 · answer #8 · answered by princezzjin 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i am a fascist about intolerence
2007-01-10 08:37:13 · answer #9 · answered by Josephus 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am not that way so I strongly disagree
2007-01-10 08:23:26 · answer #10 · answered by ladybug 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋