If I told you not to answer this question would you listen?

Question

I knew you wouldn't!

Oh well... Monkey is on a mission to hit 20,000 points. No time to talk. Gotta run.

Answer 1

Actually....you didn't tell us NOT to answer it. You said IF you told us not to answer it would we listen. It's all about semantics Monkey.

Answer 2

Interesting... another monkey, another Amy C... I think Bubbles is her favorite. :)

Your "question", Is that something like, "If a tree falls in the woods, and no one was around to hear it..." If you were looking at me, and told me not to answer this question... I would hear the words that came out of your monkey mouth, and I might listen/pay attention, if I wasn't distracted by the fact that a monkey was actually talking to me, but, apparently, I have answered. The only way NOT to listen to your act of telling me is to plug my ears, turn up music, or cancel out the sound of your monkey voice by maybe torturing some of the other monkeys in the lab and letting their screams drown you out.

Answer 3

I don't have anyway near 20000 but I am making darn more progress answering than asking. Despite whether you tell me to answer or not! you aint keeping me from my 2 ponts

Answer 4

Yes. If you told me not to answer this question, I would not.

Luckily, you have only posed a question, not actually telling me anything.

Answer 5

You won't get points by asking silly questions, try answering silly questions instead

Answer 6

Yes I listen well--opps

Answer 7

Get a life!

Answer 8

i dint listen oh well good luck

Answer 9

No, of course not! I don't listen ;)

Have fun!

Answer 10

Never.