What should I do? I despise liberals, I think I need to move to a conservative enclave in south Florida. Any suggestions?
2007-01-10 07:43:53 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Pfft Republicans. Democrats ALL the same INFIDELS!
2007-01-10 08:31:48 · answer #1 · answered by Saddam 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You need to set up a political trap. This works when your are hunting either a Democrat or Republican.
First dig a deep hole in your backyard. Then cover the bottom of the hole with ashes. Next, sprinkle Green Giant peas all along the edge of the hole.
When this is done, hide behind the closest bush and wait. Sooner or later, the Democrat or the Republican will come to take a pea. When he does, rush up behind them and kick them in the ash hole.
It works every time.
2007-01-10 16:16:19 · answer #2 · answered by Overt Operative 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dude. I despise conservatives, and also hate communists, and racists/naziest most of all, and I don't like punks. I have conservative friends, commie friends, punk friends and I know some racist guys even though I don't see them a lot.
What's the next action going to be, "I don't like trees because hippies are all about them let's move to New Mexico"?
Get more open-minded, he's a human being just like you or about anybody else :P
2007-01-10 16:02:27 · answer #3 · answered by Sergei Shelukhin 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What you would move and let them win? Are you a Lib? Stay where you are and talk to your neighbor and maybe you will find something positive. I don't know my neighbors political stance but I do get along with them quit well and I would guess that at least a few are Dem's.
2007-01-10 15:49:23 · answer #4 · answered by joevette 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well we've had White Flight for years. Minorities move in Whites move out. Why not Right Flight. I'm not sure I could handle living next to a Democrat myself. Do they keep up the yard? Do they smell bad? What about the all night whining sessions, will those get out of hand? I think you're right you better get out, too many uncertainties.
2007-01-10 15:51:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Sounds like your neighbourhood is turning into a little Iraq.
Democrats against Republicans instead of Shias against Sunis.
I guess you're going to have to do what most Americans do....arm yourself. Then watch the news and just do like they're doing in Iraq.
2007-01-10 15:49:44 · answer #6 · answered by Jack 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
This may be an opportunity for you to open up and have some great discussions with someone on the other side. Be respectful.
2007-01-10 15:48:18 · answer #7 · answered by harrisnish 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Move to South Florida. Be sure you build your house on stilts, as most of South Florida will be under water in a few years.
2007-01-10 15:53:53 · answer #8 · answered by wyldfyr 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Well not all Democrats are liberals, so maybe you should check that out first.
However, you could make things miserable for him.
Start holding evengelical revival tent preacher shows in your backyard complete with thumping gospel music.
Put I love Bush bumper stickers on his Hybrid car.
Mix up his garbage and recycling. (they'll hate that)
Start showing up every single day and say boy that Bush I sure do love him want to come over and see my memorial wall to him?
2007-01-10 15:48:11 · answer #9 · answered by Perplexed 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Too late to do anything now, but help your other neighbors in the future...Get your neighborhood association together and post more stringent rules, and better background checks.
2007-01-10 15:48:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋