I was working in my boss' office and in walks his drunk wife, she asks me "where's Phillip?". I say "in the conference room", she says "i want us to have lunch someday, we've got a lot to talk about you and me". What should I do, does she know I've been getting it on with him? So I say "sure how about Friday?"
2007-01-10 07:36:53 · 15 answers · asked by Tiny little hot one 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
so i talked to my boss and he said "don't go sweetie, she probably wants to talk about what she can do for our aniversary:" She was drunk, she'll probably forget anyway. Whewwww that was a close one.
2007-01-10 07:56:02 · update #1
wow! poor phillip!
2007-01-10 08:11:15 · answer #1 · answered by glitter 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just say no. The only thing that should be between your boss (and no your boss's wife) is a working relationship. That's it. Just tell her that you cannot make it and turn down any future offers for lunch as well. You don't want to even begin going down this path.
2007-01-10 07:48:51 · answer #2 · answered by cfalways 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like it doesn't it? So....you're screwed. I'd avoid the lunch though. But let me tell you what'll happen. She'll confront him...and it'll be "I'll cut your balls off and take you for every penny you're worth or you fire that whore out there today".
Guess what he'll choose? Don't say he'll opt for castration because then he couldn't screw around. And there are plenty of women like you who'll put out for the same reasons you have. So...he'll dump you and while you're unemployed he'll find some other woman who'll spread her legs. Naturally being much more discreet. In the meantime, you'll be unemployed and his wife has ground you down under her heel.
Tough breaks but you knew the consequences when you entered into this right?
2007-01-10 07:47:02 · answer #3 · answered by Quasimodo 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Pardon the pun, yet you will have dealt with the 'jerking action' extra easily (strategies out of the gutter sir); you will desire to study Joyce's Gnomon in "An come across" and relatively bypass away 'em guessing... LOL :D
2016-10-30 13:35:11 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Seeing as how we have my husband's dick in common and all."
Stop stabbing your fellow sister in the back by f*cking a married man. He has zero respect for either of you, you homewrecking
s l u t. Gawd how ignorant and selfish.
What? You can't find a single guy in the entire company to bang?
Loo-hooo-hooo-zer.
2007-01-10 07:46:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think you should go on Friday and tell her you're a homewrecker. Good luck!
2007-01-10 07:42:46 · answer #6 · answered by AmyB 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Save the drama for your momma.
2007-01-10 08:06:31 · answer #7 · answered by txguy8800 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't go to the luch meeting. Let him deal with her. Shame on you anyway, you will have to deal with your own feelings there.
2007-01-10 07:54:09 · answer #8 · answered by Lemme tell ya... 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No that sounds like she likes you too. Go and be honest and see where it goes.
2007-01-10 07:41:53 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You're toast.
W H O R E
2007-01-10 07:42:10 · answer #10 · answered by fucose_man 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋