A poll for ADULTS ONLY!!?

Question

Have you ever gone horse back riding?
Did the horse return the favor?
Know what I'm saying?
Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?
Anybody want a peanut?
Can you stand on your head?
Can I sit on yours?
How many times must I tell you, never call chicks "broads"?
Hey kids, where do ya wanna go?
Is this it?
Is this it?
Is this it?
Sex with furniture. Whadya think?
Am I out of questions yet?
What do you want to do with your life??
Have you ever eaten Gefilte fish?
And you lived to tell the tale???
Have you ever been to Canada?
I still don't believe you...
Do you have a puppy?
Has he been clipped?
Do you have a husband?
Has HE been clipped?
What are you cooking?
What is your favorite fast food burger?
I shoulda guessed... fatty.
Anyway, where's the most exoctive place you've ever vacationed?
Do you eat beans?
Can you tell when somebody's lying to you?
Would you come to my boweling party?
What's your favorite alcoholic beverage?
have you ever gone WEEEEEEEEE?

Answer 1

A poll for ADULTS ONLY!!? ~ I'm 26, I swear
Have you ever gone horse back riding? ~ It's been a few years, but yeah, can't you tell?
Did the horse return the favor? ~ I plead the fifth
Know what I'm saying? ~ Yep, loud and clear
Are you a good witch, or a bad witch? ~ All of the above
Anybody want a peanut? ~ Stop it now, I mean it!
Can you stand on your head? ~ "Sometimes"
Can I sit on yours? ~ Later, I'm at work
How many times must I tell you, never call chicks "broads"? ~ Why not???
Hey kids, where do ya wanna go? ~ Are we taking the station wagon?
Is this it? ~ No
Is this it? ~ Try again
Is this it? ~ Maybe
Sex with furniture. Whadya think? ~ Ummm....whatever floats yer boat.....
Am I out of questions yet? ~ I hope not
What do you want to do with your life?? ~ Something a little more interesting than researching parts
Have you ever eaten Gefilte fish? ~ noooooo.......
And you lived to tell the tale??? ~ It's alive, it's alive!!!!!
Have you ever been to Canada? ~ YES
I still don't believe you... ~ WhatEVER! :P
Do you have a puppy? ~ NO
Has he been clipped? ~ I have kitties
Do you have a husband? ~ Let's pretend I don't
Has HE been clipped? ~ Haha, yeah
What are you cooking? ~ Something in my pants
What is your favorite fast food burger? ~ WHOPPER with cheeze
I shoulda guessed... fatty. ~ Hey......eh, I got nuthin' here.....
Anyway, where's the most exoctive place you've ever vacationed? ~ Exoctive? Canada :P
Do you eat beans? ~ No, beans are gross
Can you tell when somebody's lying to you? ~ "Sometimes"
Would you come to my boweling party? ~ I'll come anywhere you are, Jim
What's your favorite alcoholic beverage? ~ Guinness
have you ever gone WEEEEEEEEE ~ You forgot the question mark, and yeah, but it's been a while since I saw The Sound of Music

Answer 2

Have you ever gone horse back riding? No
Did the horse return the favor? No
Know what I'm saying? Yeah, you're dirtay!
Are you a good witch, or a bad witch? You know me. I'm a bwitch!
Anybody want a peanut? Sure, someone does.
Can you stand on your head? No
Can I sit on yours? Only if you fart
How many times must I tell you, never call chicks "broads"? 3
Hey kids, where do ya wanna go? There!
Is this it? No
Is this it? No
Is this it? Wait... go back.
Sex with furniture. Whadya think? booooooring
Am I out of questions yet? We'll let you know.
What do you want to do with your life?? Answer questions
Have you ever eaten Gefilte fish? No
And you lived to tell the tale??? Oy ve
Have you ever been to Canada? Yes.
I still don't believe you... I have an imagination!
Do you have a puppy? No
Has he been clipped? No
Do you have a husband? Yes
Has HE been clipped? Yes
What are you cooking? spaghetti
What is your favorite fast food burger? Kimchee in the Box
I shoulda guessed... fatty. Mmmph. Mrrph.
Anyway, where's the most exoctive place you've ever vacationed? Suriname
Do you eat beans? Only when I'm going to sit on someone's head
Can you tell when somebody's lying to you? No
Would you come to my boweling party? Bring your own sword?
What's your favorite alcoholic beverage? Red wine
have you ever gone WEEEEEEEEE? Once. At a boweling party.

Answer 3

1. yes
2. whaaaa?
3. no
4. good
5. I'm sure somebody does
6. yup
7. nope
8. I can if I want.
9. McDonalds if I'm going on past experience.
10. no
11. nope
12. oh, that's it
13. there are more interactive ways to go...but whatever floats
your boat.
14. Apparently not.
15. Continue to have a killer night job and play on the computer
while I eat lunch every day.
16. No, but it's a big joke with my dad for some reason. Probably
because he was the only Gentile or Jew to order Kosher at
the last Jewish wedding we attended...he got razzed for it.
17. Will I ever have the chance again?
18. Yepper--skewz me...oui.
19. Well, I did try pretty hard on that last answer.
20. no
21. just the cats
22. yessssssss!
23. no...me.
24. just had a sweet potato from the microwave
25. Wendy's
26. Hey! Furniturefucker! There we are even.
27. Do you mean exotic or provocative? You sorta mixed them..
Uh...Hawaii, specifically Kauai (sp?)
28. Well good thing I can read ahead or I would have answered
"no"...except it's "yes".
29. VERY good at this.
30. Not so much.
31. Vanilla Stoli on the rocks...or an expensive oaky Chardonnay
32. No, but I have a friend who does it and it bugstheshit out of
me. But I am to much of a flower to tell him so.

Answer 4

I doubt that..

no I'm afraid of horses
usually
oh, I think I do...
if I say "bad", will you drop a house on me?
yes please
sorry, sir
Camp Krusty!!
wait for it...
wait for it...
yes!!
as long as it's not that IKEA crap, I don't have time for assembly
doesn't look like it
answer polls till I drop
no, Rabbi
so far...
yes, twice (didn't you ask this yesterday?)
I TOLD you I have pictures, man
well, he's a little older than a puppy, but still pretty spunky
yes he has
yes
none of your business
I'm cooking up a sinister plan...
Wendy's Big Bacon Classic, hold the tomato
hey, that was harsh
what does "exoctive" mean, exactly?
yes
yes
absolutely!!
whatever you're buying
WEEEEEEE!! I love answering your polls!
I can, but the results would be disastrous
have you washed?

Answer 5

No
Yes
Yes
Good witch
Got some but if you are offering
No
Might be someone in the way
dames can be OK
crazy
nope
for the moment
it leads to bigger things
possibly
nope
Yup
no
no
I live in Canada
it's true
no
no
no
no
Idea for question on Answers
Burger from the local Pub
Hawaii
no
Yes, with intuitions and assumptions are usually correct
yes
Peach Cider
Yes, I have a very small bladder

Answer 6

Yes
No
Try to be good sometimes I'm bad
No thanks
No
Hmmm..
I think I got it that time
Midway Bar
No
No
Yes
Never thought about it- I'll get back to you
No
Finish college and get settled into a career
No
Yes
Yes
Winnipeg-stayed at some crappy hotel with a mossy pool
Yes
He's getting clipped the 25th
Yes
Yes
Nothing yet
Sonic
Yea.. I know.
Orlando-how lame.
What kind of beans?
Sometimes.
Sure
Jack and Coke
Yes. Many times.

Answer 7

Yes>>NO..>>yes>>Depends on the situation>>stop that rhyming and I mean it>>yes>>no>NEVER>>bed>>no>>no>>no>>NO WAY>>apparently not>>be an RN>> EWW NO>> yes (Canada question)>> your problem>> yes>>no its a she>> No husband>> No>> Not sure>> Big Mac>> LOL..(not too fat) >> Thailand>> Yes>>sometimes>> Sure I like to bowl>> Kahlua and Milk>> yes WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...

Answer 8

Yes.
No.
Unfortunatly yes, you perv.
So Bad that I'm Good.
I love the princess bride, but no I would not like a peanut.
Yes.
No.
Just once more at least.
To Pizza Hut.
NO.
No.
Nooo.
Sounds Kinky.
Not quite.
Succeed.
I hate fish. NO
....
****** ay, yes.
Well thats to bad
Nope, but I want one.
N/A
Not yet.
Yes he has
Nothing at the moment
Big Mac
I know, glub glub
Your mothers butthole
Yes
yes yes
maybe
Anything at this moment.
Hmmm.....WEEEEEEEEEEE. ok yes.

Answer 9

good day there nicely you probably did say adults so why the hell no longer afterall good sex is healthier for you and we dont all have time to be in a severe courting besides. all of us has appetites that typically favor to be satisfied without each of the fuss. one factor although its no longer straightforward for one human being 2 c it as casual if the different thinks its sumthing more effective gota be straightforward bout it!

Answer 10

yes, no, of course not you are making no sense, both depending on what mood I am in, allergic to them no thanks, yes, no, neverI don't do that, kids can stay home, no, no, no, no, not by a long shot, I am doing it now, yes,yes obviously, yes, so what, no, no, yes, yes, no, Quarter Pounder, I am very slim, never been to an "exoctive" place, no, yes usually, no, thai tiger, sure have