Most Embarrassing Moment?

Question

I saw this little section inside a magazine that i used to read and i thought it would be fun to kill some time with asking everyone this:
What's you most embarrassing moment?
It can be about anything: dating, school, jobs, anything that you think was your most embarrassing moment!
:)

Answer 1

Now that I have a "professional" job and I sit in meetings and am on a Board I am expanding my vocabulary
The other day I said "Okay time for some oral stimulation" I was trying to sound smart and say i was gonna start the PowerPoint Presentation. I meant to say "Time for VISUAL stimulation" Didn't help that I was in a room full of men and I have a pleasant view from behind. I stopped and turned around and said "Oops I meant visual" I was so embarassed, but hey they all like me now!!!!

Answer 2

The first part of this is not the embarrassing but it sets the stage:
When I was 18 I had a lump removed from my breast in which additional breast tissue had to be removed. So of course it's a little smaller than the other. So i normally have to wear a breast enhancer on that side to appear asymmetrical. We were at six flags and I really wanted to ride the roller coaster where you had to lay down flat. So I did not thinking about my boob.

When the ride was over and we were getting off, my boyfriend looks at my chest and notices the HUGE wet spot over my boob and I looked down and I didn't even know what it was but then I went to the bathroom and noticed that my "enhancer" had popped on the ride and the crap that was inside it had stained my shirt. I had to go buy a crappy six flags shirt to wear the rest of the day.

Answer 3

When I was a little girl around 9yrs old I came the stairs and missed one step and tumbled all the way down and also hit the front door head first. That was my most embarrassing moment.

Answer 4

Years and years ago, I remember going to school and had left to catch the bus in such a hurry, ...that I had put on two different shoes....Both were heels and they were the same height but they were obviously different....I didn't notice until I got to my first class and had to endure some ridicule til I could get to Gym class to put my tennys on.....Thank goodness Gym class was my second class that semester.

Answer 5

Oh, easy! lol I'll never forget this one:

I was walking my dog in the morning and then I saw a group of women jogging in the opposite of the street as I was. Then one of them wearing sunglasses stopped and the whole group stopped and she started saying in my direction "Hi! Hey when will you join the group! Call me so you can sign up!" I had no idea what she was talking about, so I just yelled back "Sure, thanks!" And oooooooh goooooooooooood, I then realized she was sooooooooo not talking to me!!! LOL, there was this other woman a few steps back from me and she was talking to her, so she just lifted hr glasses and just pointed out at the woman behind m, OH GOD! lol, it was so embarrassing, lol.

Answer 6

After a friend asked for my towel i was Trying to be funny, playback and remove the towel from my hair meanwhile the one covering the rest of me fell to the ground.

Answer 7

I saw one in a magazine and it was like "One time I was at someones house and I was in the bathoom and I noticed there was no toilet paper so i used the guest towl" That is gross.

Answer 8

Falling flat on my face in front of a grocery store while eating an ice cream cone.

Answer 9

that would HAVE to be when I was walking down the hall and dropped my purse,everything spilled out, and the HOTTEST GUY walked up and started helping me pick up my things then he handed me my tampons and pad,i just had to be on my period,but it ended up being OK , we ended up laughing about it, we stated dating about a week later!

Answer 10

when i was 17 and went to get new tires on my car and they pulled it out and i said no i didn't want blue walls! he laughed and said it comes off with soap they are white underneath, duh huh?